Jack Nicklaus played at a charity event in Michigan earlier this week, which is interesting, because if that state was any more poor it would be overrun by AK-47-toting Shiite rebels. It’s funny because their poor and Japanese auto companies make better cars. Why wouldn’t anyone drive a puke-brown refrigerator on wheels that only gets 19 miles to the gallon? HUUURRRRR. Suck it, Detroit.
Anyway, I’m getting off-track. Nicklaus, curiously donning an ensemble that could be describes as Tiger-esque, nailed a 100-foot putt that went up the side of a mountain. Good on ‘im. After his round, Jack made arrangements to get banged by a bunch of broads from Windsor. Using carrier pidgeons. Because he’s old, see.
Tiger Woods, by the way, is holding his own in the PGA Championship, which started today. He finished at two under par, which is good for fifth. Mmm, I could go for a fifth right now, like a fifth of Asian quintuplets, for example. via FARK.