I don’t know what mad genius saw “Easter” on the calendar and decided to celebrate it by having Kate Upton get in her underpants, throw on a pair of bunny ears and store a bunch of eggs in her bosom, but here we are: LOVE magazine presents Peter Cottontail. It’s the most confusing thing to happen to me on Easter since giant chocolate bunnies taught me to waste food or vomit.
Hopefully this leads to a yearlong series with Kate turning every holiday into a thing with whom I’d desperately like to have sex. I can’t wait to do it with Arbor Day! Video is after the jump.