“Who’s better? Kobe or Lebron?” Well, let’s see…I think we’ve established that Kobe is the better penetrator, but LeBron seems to have less talent around him. No, I don’t mean his teammates. I mean some of the lovely ladies at this Playboy Mansion party. Seriously, if you owned the Playboy Mansion, you’d have to install a BatCave, right? And then floor underneath the stripper pole in the living room would give way and I’d slide down to the Batmobile for a night of fighting crime. Or rival pimps. Whatever. via.