Did you miss me? You might think otherwise after you see this video from a French soccer game, from Dirty Tackle. It’s after the jump, and I’ll warn/entice you, it’s gruesome. Let’s just say that the leg of PSG goalkeeper Gregory Coupet represents Paris, and that the unusually firm pitch represents a certain historical fascist Western European regime. I know, I know, everything has to do with Hitler, right? It’s a shame that we can’t just DEAR GOD, SIR! YOUR FOOT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO POINT THAT WAY!