Patrick Patterson plays basketball for Kentucky. I'd never heard of him before today. He is now famous, to me, not for playing basketball for one of the most famous college programs in the country, but because he rammed his finger in his nose and put the results in his mouth.
Oh sure, some people will say that it's gross to eat boogers, but they're the same culinary Philistines who don't enjoy the taste of their own semen or the occasional crap sandwich. Hey, you gonna finish that smegma?