And now I can be! This is the Seabreacher X watercraft, and if I was a 9-year-old boy dying of cancer, this is what I would be asking Derek Jeter to buy for me.
This exciting new version is based on the dolphi- inspired Seabreacher J, but it has a more aggressive Shark-style body. The X model also steps up the performance envelope with a 260hp supercharged engine, propelling the vessel to a top speed of 50mph on the surface and 25mph below.
If you’ve ever wanted to out-swim a cheetah, here’s your golden moment. The bad news is that it functions entirely on a diet of plankton and Richard Dreyfuss. Eh, whatever. He hasn’t really done anything since Mr. Holland’s Opus.