Hoo boy. While I have to vehemently disagree with the title given to this video by the person who uploaded it to YouTube – “Coolest guys ever at Celtics game 04/09/10” – I have to admit they have performed a tremendous pubic, er, public service by revealing what really goes on in the luxury suites at the TD Garden in Boston:
Simulated oral sex.
Not that there’s anything wrong with it. Wait, for once, there is actually something wrong with it. What could possibly inspire a man (wearing a pair of Bad Idea Jeans, no doubt) to grab his buddy’s head and pull it down repeatedly towards his manhood in a horrifyingly-inappropriate act of feigned fellatio? Other than latent homosexuality, of course. Ten seconds of awkward, overly-aggressive, face-to-crotch action follows.
Once again, hoo boy.
[H/T Busted Coverage]