“This is effing bull-bleep!”
If you want an enjoyably-wordy explanation for why Alex Rodriguez walked out of his arbitration hearing like a pissy teenager, look no further than Keith Olbermann, a man not afraid to quote Woody Allen in a sports report and call Mike Francesa Santa Claus.
Olbermann “translated” Rodriguez’s statement, Fire Joe Morgan style, and expertly explained how Alex sorta f*cked himself up beyond repair. What happens when you run out of people to throw under the bus? What happens when the court’s bus has Bigfoot wheels?
New bucket list goal: go to the Hall of Fame with A-Rod and senior citizen Clemens.