Okay, puritanical American traditions, you may be able to force the Kings' Royal Court dancers to wear pants or skirts, but NOTHING can stop them from showing off their underwear. Although this may be the most popular method, as you can see from the photo above — courtesy an anonymous tipster — the Royal Court is also deft at showing off their G-strings while on the Maloofs' clock. Believe me ladies, I understand: I deal with the struggle against pants every day. When your crotch has magical healing powers like mine does, you just want to share it with the world. At least, that's what I told the prosecutor.
While I'm on the subject of NBA dance teams, I'd be remiss if I didn't point you in the direction of Don Chavez, who has a couple posts about the Wizards' dancers kinda-not-really misbehaving. It's worth your time to check it out, but not my time to make a whole gallery and post about it.
Previously: SACRAMENTO KINGS DANCERS ARE AWESOME