All right, news cycle: I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. But you better start churning out some athlete arrests and sexy coaching scandals and cheerleader pudding wrestling leagues, or I’m going to be forced to do an image gallery of Marisa Miller wearing thigh-highs.
Nothing, eh? All right, FINE. Then Marisa Miller pictures it shall be. She has a bike, you see. Thus, it is relevant to the world of sports. In fact, a recent study conducted by my boner found her to be the most compelling figure in the cycling world. Even bigger than that one guy. You know, whatshisface. White guy, always riding a bike?
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