The Utah Jazz's mascot is named Bear. Not Jazzy the Bear, and certainly not Grizz — that's the Grizzlies' bear mascot — just plain ol' "Bear," proving once again that Utah is fucking boring. Also, I hate the Jazz.
That just gives a little context to why this video is so satisfying. Although even if you like Bear, the Jazz, or Utah, it's still immensely awesome.
"It works on so many levels."
Source = Nothing Toxic
UPDATE: Wet blanket commenter Michael points out that this is part of the Bear's act, and that we have all been "punked," as the kids say. Oh yeah? Well, the Bear mascot is still fuckin' stupid, so there.