01.21.08 10 years ago 81 Comments

Ahhhh, nothing quite like a holiday Suck-Off to start the week.  There's not a whole lot to say about the AFC Championship — the only thing surprising about the Pats' win was Brady's tendency to throw the ball to the Chargers, but you can get away with that when your red zone defense is wound tighter than Philip Rivers at the AVN Awards.

Over in the NFC, we learned that that whole Lambeau Field mythology is a steaming load of horse shit.  Old Man Favre and the Cheese Brigade were gifted two field goal misses, a Plaxico Burress drop inside the five, and the ball to start overtime, but their magical gay stadium still couldn't get them a win.

After some deliberation, I've decided to name the entire city of Green Bay as the winner of the conference championship Suck-Off.  It wasn't easy to wrest the title away from Lawrence Tynes, but Packers fans are such retardedly douchetastic homers that I want the Packers' failure to extend all the way to the people who were entirely too invested in it in the first place.  Maybe next time don't go bragging about how your team's going to win just because someone had the temerity to predict a victory for the other team (ahem and ahem).  Eat a dick, cheeseheads.

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