China secured the gold in Olympic trampoline (tra-bob-o-leen!) today, but I didn't catch a second of it. If only you could have a few more wipeouts of this quality and you could count on my viewership. Apparently this spotter agrees, as he did nothing to cushion her fall. In general, the body count for these Olympics has failed to live up to expectations, but there's time yet. The Chinese were none too happy with people questioning the authenticity of the opening ceremony. Nothing fake about that ammo dump outside the Bird's Nest.