If you didn't watch whatever bowl game Tulsa and Bowling Green played in, boy did you miss out, because some guy almost got decapitated. Although I guess you can just watch the lone highlight now and you'll get caught up to speed. Plus you didn't have to spend three hours watching Tulsa and Bowling Green. So you've got that going for you.
In a related story, the punt returner dude will now develop Alzheimer's by age 36.