As The Big Lead noticed today, Tony Parker got engaged to Eva Longoria. Longoria, 31, has previously commented on how sexually inexperienced Parker was before they started dating, and when she rose to national fame due to Desperate Housewives' success, her interviews almost always included how vital her vibrators were to her daily masturbation.
In other words, she might just be dumb and horny enough to make this work. For as many as four years.
p.s. Way to be the hot one on Desperate Housewives, Eva. That's why I entered sports media. I look great when I stand between John Clayton and Tony Siragusa!