As was noted in the link dump, Paul Hornung is all for the NFL players of today spending more of their time getting laid. As this video from Deuce of Davenport shows, the rest of their time should go to laying out retired coaches, as the former Packer great does to Mike Ditka during a roast honoring Iron Mike. This after Ditka manages to topple over his own table getting up to go to the podium, so you can say he had it coming. You can also say Hornung should've kicked him while he was down. It's all in the spirit of the roast, y'know, some gentle ribbing, then some kicks to the ribs. Uh-oh, Ditka is laughing blood again.