Yesterday, I promised you a weird ping-pong video to apologize for all those soccer-related posts featuring sexy pics of footballers' wives and nude Brazilian referees.
I'm going to assume we're good now. –McSkeets
I'm guessing that's more groin contact than he's had in the past… well, ever, really.
(Self-abuse not included).
It looks like he meant to get hit in the balls. He's probably like one of those guys who pays a stripper $20 extra to kick him in the jimmy while getting a lap dance. Dumbass, you usually only have to pay $10.
You mean vagina, that definitely hit him in the vagina.
looks like a taller version of gene wilder….took that one right in the wonkaaaa
You've got much more work to do Skeeter.
It's a fucking ping pong ball!! How much can it hurt?? Man up, you fucking pussy ass ping ponger! Goddam Chinese fire 100 balls a day at each of their top players nut sacks!
If you expect me to make "Balls of Fury" reference, you are sadly mistaken.
That dude won't be voting for Pedro.
I think his reaction is what some in the psychiatric community would call "over compensating".
(See, that was a fancy way of saying that he has no ding-ding).
It would only hurt if Forest Gump did it. We all know he was the true king of Ping Pong.
rougher nailed it…. napoleon dynamite is the first thing i thought of
Shoulda worn a cup, like I do when I play ping pong.
Or beer pong, for that matter.
That video sucked. I was excited to laugh and BAM, nothing.
I don't know what sort of fluff job you came from, but a ping pong ball to the groin doesn't make up for three soccer videos in a row. They didn't even do the stupid slow-mo replay! You might as well get videos of guys farting and dane cook while you're at it.
…now, if he farted AFTER getting hit in the balls in some sort of natural gas-instinct…that's something completely different…especially if he's farting on dane cook.
You promised me a video of ping pong balls and someone's crotch.
This was not what I imagined.
Dammit Otto, I just got done drafting and I was going to make that joke. You're on my list, buddy.
I was at a bachelor party once, where the chick was firing ping pong balls out of her vajayjay….she was a classy broad!!!
That dude is too tall for ping pong, his groin will always be a target. That is why this game is best left to the asians, since their man-parts are 18-24 inches off the ground and very small.
If you look like him you pay extra for EVERYTHING when it comes to groin contact – female or male [insert Brady Quinn joke here]
My father keeps telling my mother that she doesn't have to work, but she insists on pulling her weight. Stupid Equal Rights Amendment.
WWSM: She pulled more than her weight that night, I'm here to tell you!! Chugga-Chugga-Choo-choo!!
That made me laugh out loud.
<i>My father keeps telling my mother that she doesn't have to work, but she insists on pulling her weight. Stupid Equal Rights Amendment</i>
You know the ERA never passed right? Tell your mom to get back in the kitchen.
And tell her to get html enabled on this site.
It's no "Football to the Groin" (the George C. Scott version), that's for sure.
The ERA never passed? Shit.
Black people can still vote though, right?