"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by
assistant edito r/Chicago native KD Matt Ufford. Expect sports and tits.
- Half Court Heave presents the best facial hair in the NBA. Fact: no one on the With Leather staff can grow facial hair. DeBruin's body is actually completely hairless. Creepy.
- Home Run Derby blames Steve Trachsel for global warming. I just blame him for being a slow, shitty pitcher. When I was younger I called him Steve Trash-hole. I'm witty.
- Deuce of Davenport reveals the Eva Longoria blow-up doll. For all your hate-fuck fantasies, I suppose. If we're going to have sex with non-humans, I'd prefer hot Cylon Tricia. Or maybe a dolphin. Hey, don't judge!
- FanHaus reports on Tony Stewart's back-waxing. Sexiest sports story ever? Sexiest sports story ever.
- SbB catches Shaq and Grant Hill at ye olde Renaissance faire. Not pictured: overweight chicks luring sweaty guys in with their decolletage.
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