The Oregon Ducks' offensive line has
Completely tangential to this but my favorite episodes of Maury is when he brings on the impossibly fat babies and then I get to listen to the moms try to justify why they feed their kids KFC every day. In any event, I would not buy a calendar of those babies or these guys.
Black, I've seen those episodes but then quickly turn them off cause everytime I see a kid under the age of 12 and he/she is fat I could seriously deep fry their parents' faces.
Actually, I wouldn't deep fry their faces cause their fat ass little spawn will eat it.
I'm still laughing at Orson's animal husbandry joke.
I'm finding this to be somewhat less enticing than the recent run of whores bowling/whores on Bangbus/whores Reggie Bush bangs/whores trying out for the UCLA cheer team run we've had the past few days.
Making fun of fat kids is awesome!
HAW! HAW! You're Different!!!
Staightnin' the curves – Flatnin the hills – Someday the mountain might get 'em But the law never will
Hit a little close to home Allan Stokke?
I have to admit Matt, I think there should be a slow transition from kicking hotties, to guys with Dunlap disease out there in bumfuck egypt. I would rather see our sexy Manittes!
Why not use a carrot as a carrot to keep the lineman in shape?
Allan Stokke has a 6 pack
Allan Stokke walks around Allan Stokke's office shirtless
Allan Stokke doesn't care about sexual harrassment.
Allan Stokke refers to himself in third person when he's nervous, and hungry.
Kids should be outside, starving and foraging through the forest, trusting their instincts when one false move can lead to a deadly sickness or injury — like I had to.
That is outrageous and wrong.
Kids should be outside, helping daddy pay the bills by earning $10 the hard way.
I hate Popcorn Stuffing Piggies Dressed in Peyton Manning Blue and White.
I think that the guy in the last pic was the one who ate Costanza's Twix.
I really want to see that guy try to ride a scooter up some stairs. It would be much better than videos of dumbasses trying to leap from building to building and breaking their legs.
With those photos, I can smell recruiting scandal.
I feel the farmer pic and the mechanic/monster truck pic are about right… It's preparing them for jobs out of college.
Sadly, pic 2 is what I imagine every college party in Oregon looks like.