Whatever you do, don't read SI's
Swimsuit posts! Swimsuit posts! Swimsuit posts! steroid blurb…. Swimsuit posts!
Until a sports periodical puts ladies in latex or does an "all anal" issue, please continue with the swimsuits.
and by "all anal", no I am NOT asking for another article about the Manning family.
I really don't enjoy having "SEX SEARCH" written vertically down the right side of my monitor, but it's worth the risk of my churchy boss being offended.
I second (or third?) the swimsuits vote. I get all my sports news from Jugs magazine.
You can combine those things…
I think someone told me over the weekend that The Rocket's wife took HGH so she could have more muscle tone for her SI bathing suit photo back in the day.
I say, "I think" because I was wearing a party hat & doing shots at the time. It's all a little hazy.
i personally like coming to a site frequently at work where the top 5 popular topics include "douchebags" and "chicks i would do".
really says alot about my personality. I think my employer should know that.
Is your employer a douchebag you would do?
It's all "my husband this" and "my husband that" and "I wear lots of lingerie for my husband"
I can take care of that. I will turn it to "My captor this, and my captor that, and he keeps it warm down in the basement for me."
We haven't accomplished anything until we get "fuck" back in the top 5.
Now, on to more pressing issues. Killing Marisa Miller's husband. Who's in? Have you seen this guy?
It should be the banner photo on Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
Hmmm… steroid news or NFL cheerleaders in bikinis? This could be a tough one, friends.
Once we jerk off we'll need some food and sports posts to hold us over until we reload.
Wow Burnsy. You are correct. That guy has reached what was previously thought of as an unattainable level of scrote-douche. His waxing duck butter hair faux hawk makes me want to join your band of renegades in killing MMhusband.
I don't want the sexiness to stop, but I don't think I have the time or the strength to rub out a fourth load.
Anyone else look at these pictures and want to rush home and punch their wife in the teeth?
Hands down winner for SI's ROY, the fabulous Baker broad. Strong, strong gallery.
I know this is on the wrong post, but the previous post is too old and no one will read my pearl of geniusness that I am about to impart:
Michael David Smith should die slow. The end.
Those pictures are enough to make me wish I was home waiting for the mail too.
And yes, I resent my job.
Is it too much to ask to get an ass shot? The Kings cheerleaders did not object.
I prefer Angie Everhart's version of Where The Red Fern Grows.
She makes me proud to be 29. She also makes me ashamed to be alive.
Guh, her husband was a participant on The Pickup Artist…
She is a little TOO ripped for my taste. She's in great shape but a nice smooth tummy is sexier. Her stomach muscles have their own muscles, man. She could knock you out with those obliques. What I'm saying is that if she comes around begging for sex (who are we kidding? WHEN she comes around begging for sex) I'm gonna have to pass. That Navy SEAL six-pack ain't doing it for me. I guess I'd do her doggy-style if she was, like, desperately horny or something. If it would get her off my back. She does have a fetching derierre. It'd probably been good for grabbing on to whilst undertook the hard work of fucking her brains out. Yeah, that'd probably work.
Glad you could work that out, Xavier.