05.26.09 8 years ago 11 Comments

New Orleans Saints tight end/waste of life Jeremy Shockey has been in and out of the hospital after he was found unconscious in a room at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas, and what happened in Vegas apparently did not stay in Vegas.

Shockey was taken Sunday from the Hard Rock Hotel to a local hospital, where he was treated and released, Saints spokesman Greg Bensel said.

Shockey was found unconscious in a hotel room while attending a pool party called Rehab, the New York Post reported Monday.

“Rehab” is a bit ironic since Shockey was being treated for dehydration. If he were a true offensive lineman, he would have died, which would have been fine with everyone. Nobody would have missed the white Freddie Mitchell, especially if he would have died the same way Elvis did–overweight, off his game, and in a pool of his own filth. Maybe next year.

|UPI, imgs from Busted Coverage, TMZ|

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