Okay, for this post I need everyone to be sitting down, because what I'm about to write will shock you to the very core: Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey enjoys drinking and making out with girls. I know! I couldn't believe it myself, but a tipster sent along these photos in an email that read, in part:
I thought that I would share some pictures my friend took a while back while partying in NYC. I can assure u 100% that this is Jeremy Shockey drunk off his ass hooking up with 18 year olds. The girl in the pictures is one of my friends and she tells me some crazy stories about his antics.
Naturally, the tipster doesn't tell me about any of the "crazy stories" or "antics" or even when "a while back" is (though I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess last Halloween), so I'm gonna have to fill in the details with my imagination. And lemme tell you, my imagination kicks ass. It says Shockey passed out after these pictures were taken, and I took both of the girls home to an evening of erotic delight, with guest appearances from handcuffs, a neoprene jumpsuit, and all the contents of my vegetable crisper. I rule!