Mia Hamm scored over 250 goals in her storied soccer career, but I can’t remember her ever drilling someone in the face. Certainly not over wonderfully ambient flute music. Seriously, watching the slow-motion replay of this is probable my favorite thing of the day. But to be fair, there wasn’t much competition from llama golf and Joe DiMaggio’s wang. If I could do this to my own kids, I would just have, like 29 of them. That’s a nice, round number. via.
UPDATE: Sexy reader Matt bring us a bonus headshot. “He shouldn’t have his head there…“