Stephon Marbury should give up trying to catch on with an NBA team, and that’s not because he has any sort of future as the next Wayne Brady (or even the next lonelygirl15), but because nobody will touch him after this video finishes making the rounds of NBA front offices. Even Brendan Heywood has gone on record and said that he wouldn’t want to share a locker room with Marbury. A gas station stall or a patch of grass behind a highway rest stop, sure, but not an NBA locker room. It’s called the “down low” for a reason, yo. Thanks, Michael, who’s totally not gay.
STARBURY IS A BARBIE GIRL