09.22.08 9 years ago 15 Comments

Girls Next Door “babe” Kendra Wilkinson is widely rumored to be leaving Hugh Hefner’s slut stable, and now she’s rumored to be dating Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.

Wilkinson is, on the show at least, one of Hugh Hefner’s live-in girlfriends. We’re told that Wilkinson, 23, and Baskett, 26, recently dined together at Redstone (500 Rt. 73 S.) in Marlton.

She lists “HB3” as one of her heroes on her MySpace page, and Baskett’s page, which is private, says “HB3 in LOOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!!” An Eagles spokesman contacted Baskett for comment and got back to us saying he had not heard from the receiver.

I dunno.  I’m not sure if this is enough proof for me.  HB3 could be anyone, really.  Maybe she just really likes hairy balls. We can’t rule it out.  Kendra is functionally retarded.  And she looks less and less lifelike every week.  But still, you have to admit, for a fake-looking retard, that’s some damn fine fake retard ass.

UPDATE: Make that engaged retard ass.

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