There’s a lot of pride at Oregon State in their most famous graduate, That Chick Who Got Naked
After exposing Ohio State as a creampuff, USC was looking forward to cruising through its creampuffier conference schedule to the national championship game. Alas, too many creampuffs can lead to choking: in a delightful, nationally televised affair, the #1 Trojans fell to Oregon State in Corvallis, 27-21. It’s the first time a highly ranked USC has been upset by the Beavers since… uh, 2006. Wow, USC sucks.
Highly touted running back Joe McKnight managed just ten yards for the Trojans, while Jacquizz Rodgers went off for 186 and two touchdowns for the Beavers. Jacquizz’s brother James caught the other two TDs for Oregon State. I would never forgive my parents if they did something like that to me. Imagine if your brother got something nice and normal like “James,” and you got “Jacquizz.” Thanks, mom. Thanks for the years of being called “Jizz” in middle school.