For absolutely no reason, welcome to our new weekday feature All Avril Afternoons, where Burnsy and I choose to sit inside and write about Avril instead of running around barefoot in the grass and enjoying what’s left of our youth. Up first is a foul-mouthed transcript from pop-hornstress Avril Lavigne’s most recent visit to Tampa and their Rays, wherein she throws out the first pitch and says a lot of curse words. She’s known to do that. She’s a fountain of forced obscenity, and the only thing plugging her up is the word “like.” And maybe Brody Jenner.
But yeah, this is a music and celebrities site so we’ll move on to The Dugout, which follows after the jump. Be sure to drop a comment and join the ever-growing Dugout community, then head over to Facebook and “like” us for non-stop, exclusive Avril Lavigne discussion.