RAY HUDSON'S HYPERBOLE IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF SPOKEN LANGUAGE! HE MAKES BILL WALTON SOUND LIKE A MAN OF SUBDUED UNDERSTATEMENTS! AND HE LOVES THINKING ABOUT SPANISH PEOPLE FUCKING!
Actually, Spanish women are pretty sexy, so that makes sense.
(From FanHaus via Soccernista)
Do people fuck more after their team wins? I dont remember getting any additional pussy after the Sox won in 2005.
any chance of getting this guy to do MNF ?
Spain: serving the smallest pineapples in the world since 1897
Those Real Madrid footballers… they're the real heroes.
I fucking hate Ray Hudson. I really, really, really, really fucking hate him. I f I want to hear a rambling drunken idiot while I'm watching soccer, I'll mute the TV and listen to myself talk.
That is one big pile of dicks.
"Braver than a matador in high heels and a pink tutu" – easily the best quote I've heard during a sporting event in quite a while.
After listening to that I picked up a Mazda Miata and hurled it into the sun.
Don't let the hyperbole obscure the fact that the crying goalie is a pussy.
Spanish women are sexy… if female arm hair is the kind of thing that turns you on.
Sounds like he chugged a bottle of Baccardi before he got in the booth! I bet Brady wishes he picked up soccer for celebrations like that!
Lt. Winslow – "Go on."
Wow, that guy could actually get me to care about watching soccer, or even my bastard children. He's got pizazz.
@Weed: Jokes about A-Rod's taste in "women" will never get old for me. Kudos, sir.
I don't blame him for getting so excited. He was watching a soccer match and actually witnessed a goal. That occurs about as often as a solar eclipse.
I think what makes it even more annoying is the fact that he's not even there…he's doing it from a studio in the US.
Actually, the worst is the guy that does the "Classic Milan" games on FSC. He's pretty much phoning in the fact that the is doing PbP for games that are 10 years old.
"Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack."
Ray Hudson is obviously a product of the great Sid Waddell's Finishing School for Overexcited Sports commentators. You want hyperbole? I'll show you hyperbole:
More sex after big wins – It's the reason the population in the NY area will be so low in 70 years.
I wish I liked soccer enough that it would make me want to fuck my girlfriend.
If I could say "pineapple chunks" like that…I would work it into every other sentence.
Will Nadal be wetdreaming about it???
braver than a bullfighter with no knickers on!!
Ouch!! If they serve the matador's nuts, are they still rocky mountain oysters?
I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a little scared of him.
That was a pretty sweet goal, though. So sweet, in fact, it surely made the nipples of all supporters of Real Madrid as hard as Tiger Woods', while shrinking their testicles to the size of pre-sucked cher–
Aw, what the fuck am I doing.
there is actually more to this clip. literally having more of a orgasm when the game is over.
He's no David Faherty, that's for sure..
My coworkers think I'm crazy, I cant stop laughing.
I'm stroking my big white beard, thinking this fucktard is overshadowing the event.
But this is soccer, and it would be overshadowed by Mr. Rogers on valium.
This guy sounds like Will Ferrel is writing his jokes