THE HEAT ARE F’N AWFUL

03.20.08 10 years ago 16 Comments

I know everyone hates the NBA and just wants to focus on the NCAA right now, and I understand.  But be sure to take a minute away from your bracket in order to say, "Good God the Heat are fucking awful."  Last night the NBA champs of 2006 mustered only 54 points in a loss to Toronto, the third lowest in NBA history since the introduction of the shot clock.

The Heat set franchise lows for points in a game and in a half (26), and shot a franchise-worst 20-for-78 (.256). “It was very tough,” said guard Chris Quinn, who played a career-high 48 minutes. “It was pretty embarrassing to come out and lose like that.”

I'm just going to throw this out there: maybe, just maybe, there's a connection between Chris Quinn playing all 48 minutes and your team sucking balls. 

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