I don't know who Will Jones is, how old he is, or where he lives. But I do know that being grossly overweight and making exercise videos of yourself in whitey-tighties and a skin-tight "Stud Muffin" t-shirt is no way to go through life. I hope this kid goes to public school. That's the only place where he'll get teased enough to lose that weight. I mean, sure, there's also a chance that teasing will make him go on a shooting spree before committing suicide. But that's a risk I'm willing to take.