Yes, you read that headline correctly. There really is THAT much going on in the world of sports.
First up, an Oklahoma man will attempt to set the world record for inflating a weather balloon with his mouth. He must get it to eight feet in diameter in less than 42 minutes. His life must be amazing.
In a slightly more interesting story, a British chicken farmer is angry that low-flying hot-air balloons drove her hens into a terrified frenzy, causing the eggs inside them to explode, which led to their deaths. Funny story. A similar thing happened in my pants when I saw the Jessica Rabbit balloon at Macy’s Thanksgiving parade.