Tiger Woods is now giving five-minute interviews to select media outlets, and why not? Since he can’t go out banging whores anymore, he might as well try speed dating. ESPN decided to take Tiger up on the offer. CBS, for the record, did not. It’s like they’re running a real news division over there or something. Anyway, after the jump is Woods showing some candor and remorse in a very down-to-earth, uninspiring way. Just kidding, he couldn’t be any closer to scripted. Is that a teleprompter over Tom Rinaldi’s shoulder?