When former Rams wide receiver Torry Holt sat down to shake-and-howdy with the Jaguars’ press, asked him about the jagged middle finger on Torry’s left hand. If you’ve eaten anything within the last hour, you might want to sit this one out. If Holt’s index finger points to high noon, his crooked finger points to 9:45. Which might help explain why he gets to the ball so much earlier than anyone else. Seriously, I don’t know whether to yank that finger back into place or hang my coat on it. Suddenly I don’t feel so freakish for having a penis shaped like a U. Thanks, Torry!