This video (the last of a video-heavy day) has got a little bit too much graceful athleticism and annoyingly unnecessary cuts to awkward camera angles, but I like to think that the smashed skull makes up for it.
Is it trampoline basketball? No. But we still need to honor and cherish clips of trampoline injuries. They are rare and beautiful, much like the whooping crane or the snow leopard. Or the chick who brags about deep-throating a cucumber. Why yes, I would like to buy you a drink.