I've been to Indiana several times. It's a combination of Ohio minus the personality, Kentucky minus the flavor, and Illinois minus Chicago. Calling Indiana a shitty state isn't an opinion; it's an indisputable fact.
And if you disagree, just check out the video above. In a story straight out of 1952, soccer player Brandan Geise was kicked off the team for having a haircut that wasn't exactly like everyone else's. The school even re-took the soccer team's yearbook photo to exclude him (They later voted to keep the coloreds from using their water fountains). All because he has a faux-hawk. Don't get me wrong: people with faux-hawks deserve all the bad things to happen to them — but that doesn't mean fascism is suddenly okay.
Well, unless I'm in charge of the fascist state. Because I would get shit done. Step 1: "Spare my life!" is the new "Spare some change?"