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White History Month – The Confederate Flag

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It represents a war that was fought to end slavery- so technicaly if there was never a confederate flag there would still be slavery.

AFL

This Arena Football Player Finds Out That Throwing Your Helmet Into The Stands Is A Very Bad Idea

Arena football player threw his helmet in the stands that hit a child. Needless to say he got waived.

Johnny Sugar

The All-Hair Metal Arena Football League

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1980s Hair Metal bands have some sick AFL buyin' money.

#PRO WRESTLING

And Now, Two Australian Footballers Getting Emotional About Interviewing The Rock

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Two GWS Giants stars were emotionally moved to find out they'd be interviewing The Rock at the premiere of Hercules.

#COMMERCIALS

Watch KISS Pull A Football Out Of A Lady's Vagina To Promote The LA KISS

The LA KISS is almost here, and Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are promoting the team by ... pulling a football out of a woman's vagina? I have no idea.

UNIFORMS

The LA KISS Arena Football Jerseys Are Here And They're A Fiery Mess

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The LA KISS Arena Football team unveiled their uniforms and they're as tacky as you'd expect from one of the tackiest bands in history.

whoops

The Gold Coast Suns Got A Vaginal Rebranding

Poor Gold Coast Suns, now they're gonna be the Gold C*nts forever.

ARENA FOOTBALL

ARENA LEAGUE CANCELS ’09, IS DOING FINE

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The season's NOT GONNA START, and YOU'RE.

POLICE BLOTTER

PRO QB ARRESTED FOR SEXUAL INDECENCY

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OK, Tom Porras never made it to the NFL, but he did play in every other professional football league — the CFL, AFL, and USFL.


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