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Andrew Luck: Rabid Mennonite

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Enough saliva to survive the winter.

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Colts-Patriots Divisional Round Live Blog

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FACKIN WICKED PISSAH OF A GRITTY TEAM

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KSK Exclusive: Leaked Screenshot of Madden 2015

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Thanks to the vigilance of the KSK Videogame Journalism Team, we are now able to show you a single screenshot our spies were able to uncover from an early build of the next installment in EA's ever-popular Madden series.

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Chiefs-Colts Wild Card Live Blog

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Andy Reid has the body of a Colts fan.

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Leslie Knope Teams Up With The Indianapolis Colts On This Week’s ‘Parks And Recreation’

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The Indianapolis Colts return to NBC's 'Parks and Recreation' to team up with Leslie Knope for the NFL's Play 60 campaign.

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Colts-Texans Live Blog, First Half

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[via] Case Keenum played admirably two weeks ago in Kansas City in his first career NFL start.

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AFC South Midseason Report Card

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You will take this class seriously.

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Your NFL Recap, Week 7: Geno & The Jets Come Up Big, Peyton Manning Falls Short In Indy Return

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When you think of beneficiaries of sh*tty NFL rules, Tom Brady (thanks to the Tuck Rule) is the first to pop up.

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Broncos-Colts Live Blog, Second Half

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Once Peyton was done making stage waves to a sympathetic road crowd, it was time for football.

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Broncos-Colts Peyton Narrativekkake Live Blog, First Half

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The great thing about tonight is that the Colts are likely to be destroyed while half their fan base absolutely adores the entire experience because they're stuck in Manning Stockholm Syndrome.

TONY ROMO

Your NFL Recap, Week 5: Peyton, Broncos Survive Shootout In Dallas

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While Saturday's slate of college football was a bit underwhelming, Sunday's NFL schedule was absolutely brimming with must-watch games.

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Your NFL Recap: Week 3

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Words by Bansky There have only been three games, and the word "exposed" is pretty big, but the San Francisco 49ers sure have played back-to-back awful games.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Indianapolis Colts

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Last year: 11-5, lost in Wild Card round Acquisitions: Ahmad Bradshaw, Gosder Cherilus, Matt Hasselbeck, LaRon Landry, Bjorn Werner, Greg Toler Departures: Dwight Freeney, Donnie Avery, Austin Collie, Jerraud Powers, A.

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Jim Irsay Claims He Would Have Done A Better Job Protecting RGIII

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Anytime multiple franchise quarterbacks come out of the same draft class, it's assured they will be painstakingly compared to one another for the duration of their NFL careers.

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That’s Just Wrong, Internet: It’s Robert Griffin III’s Knee Injury In Meme Form

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After I woke up this morning and did a few thousand pushups, I checked my email to find two variations of this joke: Andrew Luck and RG3 walk into a bar.

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Colts-Ravens Live Blog, Second Half

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After the Ravens forced a quick end to the Colts' opening drive, Baltimore drove deep into Indianapolis territory, where Ray Rice fumbled and the Colts recovered.


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