Ashton Kutcher Went On Steve Jobs’ Insane Diet, Nearly Died

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Ashton Kutcher decided to see if Steve Jobs was as brilliant in his dietary choices. Turns out, not so much.


Finally, A Clip Of Ashton Kutcher Playing Steve Jobs In ‘jOBS’ Has Leaked

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After watching this clip of Ashton Kutcher in "jOBS" I think I actually want to see it. I can't believe i just typed those words.


Ashton Kutcher Would Like To Put You On His A+ List

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Is Ashton Kutcher launching a Goop for bros? Or is A+ some sort of new Twitter app?


Does anyone care about Ashton Kutcher’s dumb Steve Jobs movie?

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It seems like we've been seeing Ashton Kutcher play dress up since before Steve Jobs' body was even cold, but apparently this is the first "official" picture of him as Jobs.


15 Super Famous Actors Who You May Not Have Known Played Football

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On Tuesday night, UPROXX’s beloved clown prince and star of Community, Joel McHale, stopped by Conan to discuss how NBC might eventually air the final season of Community, as well as his brief and underwhelming stint on Sons of Anarchy.

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5 Things Ashton Kutcher Would Probably Rather Do Than Make Out With Mila Kunis

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Ashton, we feel for you, bro. Mila is -- how can we put this? -- just so damn clingly. We've been there.

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Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs biopic is called "jOBS"

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As soon as Steve Jobs died, everyone wanted to make a biopic, including, reportedly, Aaron Sorkin, whose version will undoubtedly end with Jobs recanting on his death bed, sorry he ever helped inadvertently invent those meanie blogs ("No, seriously: I have a blog.


Drake Being Punk'd Is A Beautiful Thing


With the exception of tuning in occasionally for episodes of Human Giant, Jackass, Cribs and the early stages of Jersey Shore, I haven't really watched MTV with much regularly in recent years, so I'd honestly no idea that Punk'd was back and doing new episodes.


Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs Movie To Be Gloriously Shamed By Aaron Sorkin's Steve Jobs Movie

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Earlier this week, Ashton Kutcher was spotted in his bad idea jeans on his way to the set of a Steve Jobs biopic we're sure will be just fantastic and not hilariously terrible at all.


Ashton Kutcher's Brownface Ad Got Yoinked

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Earlier this week, an ad for something called PopChips was uploaded to YouTube.


Is Ashton Kutcher An Idiot AND A Racist, Or Just An Idiot?

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A couple of hours ago dimly lit human Twitter fail Ashton Kutcher tweeted out a link to a fake dating video in which he plays a variety of male characters seeking romance -- one of which being an Indian guy he portrays in brown face.

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The Whole Cast of 'Two and a Half Men' Is Returning for Another $ea$on

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Photo credit: CBS Hey, here are some sentences that will ruin your day: Word is that the trio are returning at their current salaries, with all three getting signing bonuses.


Diamondbacks Fan Catches Foul Ball, Maintains Pizza Integrity

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He asked Domino's if he could keep the ball, but they said "no".


Ashton Kutcher Portraying Steve Jobs In A Biopic Is Not An April Fool's Gag, Sadly

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When I noticed links appearing in my Twitter feed yesterday that featured some variation of the words "Ashton Kutcher to portray Steve Jobs in movie," I just assumed that it was part of a dumb April's Fool gag.


Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs biopic sounds totally legit

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The internet was on fire yesterday with the shocking news that Ashton Kutcher has been cast as the lead in a biopic about Steve Jobs.


ROFLMNBAO: Heading Down The Home Stretch!

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As we head into the 4th quarter of the NBA season, the Chicago Bulls are the first and only team to have clinched a playoff spot so far, which wouldn’t seem like much of an accomplishment, except that Derrick Rose has missed 17 games this season.

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Ashton Kutcher: Space Explorer

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Today in news that I promise I am not making up, Ashton Kutcher is going to be launched into space.

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