ROFLMNBAO: Heading Down The Home Stretch!

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As we head into the 4th quarter of the NBA season, the Chicago Bulls are the first and only team to have clinched a playoff spot so far, which wouldn’t seem like much of an accomplishment, except that Derrick Rose has missed 17 games this season.


Ashton Kutcher: Space Explorer

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Today in news that I promise I am not making up, Ashton Kutcher is going to be launched into space.


Our Plans To Shoot Ashton Kutcher Into Space Are Coming To Fruition

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[<a href="">via</a>] Operation "Launch Kelso Into The Sun" is entering Stage One.


‘Two and a Half Men’ Fans Are Still Bitching About Charlie v. Ashton

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We tend to think there are two kinds of TV viewers: those who like “complex” (for lack of a term that isn’t “not-for-idiots”) shows, and those who like everything else.

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ROFLMNBAO: The Best Of This Week’s NBA In Pictures

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There have been very few surprises in the NBA through the first 7 games of the season.


The 2011 UPROXX People Of The Year Awards

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As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.


‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back. Again.

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In news that feels like it should be bookended by the word "Bro," MTV is bringing back the Ashton Kutcher produced celebrity prank show, "Punk'd.


Today’s Installment of “Shut up, Ashton Kutcher”

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This week, <a href="" target="_blank">Variety has a series</a> on actors praising other actors in the year's most praise-worthy performances.


What Should Demi Moore’s New Twitter Handle Be?

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As you may have heard, love died late yesterday when news broke that Twitter power couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher <a href="">were calling it quits</a>.

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Ashton Kutcher: I Can’t Handle The Twitter

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Following his <a href="">impossibly stupid Joe Paterno/Penn State tweet</a> last night and the <a href="">often hilarious reaction to it</a>, Ashton Kutcher has come to a realization, you guys: <a href="">a Twitter account is simply too much for him to handle on his own</a>.


The 20 Finest #KutcherTweets


Earlier <a href="" target="_blank">Cajun Boy thoroughly examined the all-encompassing idiocy/hypocrisy/obliviousness that was Ashton Kutcher's Joe Paterno firing reaction tweet</a> so I'm going to skip ahead to the part where the world's least talented handsome hobo actor gets mercilessly ridiculed by the internet for being such a hopeless dummy.

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Ashton Kutcher: Stupid, but Still Better Than Charlie Sheen

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Last night, among growing outrage over the cronyism that allowed longtime assistant coach Jerry Sandusky to (allegedly) rape young boys in Penn State facilities, the <a href="">Penn State board of trustees fired Joe Paterno</a>, who was at least partly complicit.

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Ashton Kutcher Said Something Impossibly Stupid

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In the event you haven't heard, last night <a href="">Penn State University fired legendary football coach Joe Paterno</a> -- the man who's been the head coaching football there longer than most of the people reading this have been alive -- in the wake of the revelation that he basically looked the other way when he learned that one of his assistants was a child molester.


This Girl Really Loves Ashton Kutcher

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Things are going just great for Ashton Kutcher right now, with the gossip rags reporting that he’s finally moving out of his mom’s house and getting a place of his own.


Texas Girls Willing To Raw Dog With Ashton Kutcher At 6AM In Vegas Undecided About Rick Perry’s Candidacy

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As you may recall, a couple of weeks ago we brought you the sad news about <a href="">Ashton and Demi not following each other on Twitter</a> anymore because the web mogul/actor/<a href="">traffic reporter</a> was allegedly having an "affair.


Ashton Is No Longer Following Demi On Twitter :(


Here's a glimpse at the world we live in now: celebrity couples rumored to be breaking up now have people turning to their Twitter accounts for some form of confirmation.


The Plot of ‘Two and a Half Men’ Recapped by Bored TV Critics

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Because I couldn't bring myself to sit through Ashton Kutcher's debut on last night's "Two and a Half Men," I went around the Internet and read a bunch of reviews.


28 Million People Watched ‘Two and a Half Men’

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Welp,  looks like "Two and a Half Men" is gonna be okay without Charlie Sheen.

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Ashton Kutcher Got Naked on ‘Ellen’

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As we've already seen, "Two and a Half Men's" <a href="">marketing campaign</a> is built around the new cast being naked.

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