Posts Tagged: ASHTON KUTCHER

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ROFLMNBAO: Heading Down The Home Stretch!

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As we head into the 4th quarter of the NBA season, the Chicago Bulls are the first and only team to have clinched a playoff spot so far, which wouldn’t seem like much of an accomplishment, except that Derrick Rose has missed 17 games this season.

RICHARD BRANSON

Ashton Kutcher: Space Explorer

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Today in news that I promise I am not making up, Ashton Kutcher is going to be launched into space.

RICHARD BRANSON

Our Plans To Shoot Ashton Kutcher Into Space Are Coming To Fruition

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[<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/ashton-kutcher-is-heading-into-space">via</a>] Operation "Launch Kelso Into The Sun" is entering Stage One.

ASHTON KUTCHER

‘Two and a Half Men’ Fans Are Still Bitching About Charlie v. Ashton

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We tend to think there are two kinds of TV viewers: those who like “complex” (for lack of a term that isn’t “not-for-idiots”) shows, and those who like everything else.

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ROFLMNBAO: The Best Of This Week’s NBA In Pictures

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There have been very few surprises in the NBA through the first 7 games of the season.

ALISON BRIE

The 2011 UPROXX People Of The Year Awards

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As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.

ASHTON KUTCHER

‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back. Again.

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In news that feels like it should be bookended by the word "Bro," MTV is bringing back the Ashton Kutcher produced celebrity prank show, "Punk'd.

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Today’s Installment of “Shut up, Ashton Kutcher”

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This week, <a href="http://www.variety.com/awardcentral/2012/featured-news/sagpreview/" target="_blank">Variety has a series</a> on actors praising other actors in the year's most praise-worthy performances.

@DICKSDICKSDICKS

What Should Demi Moore’s New Twitter Handle Be?

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As you may have heard, love died late yesterday when news broke that Twitter power couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/demi_moore_divorcing_ashton_kutcher/275715#ixzz1e4Kb7JAE">were calling it quits</a>.

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Ashton Kutcher: I Can’t Handle The Twitter

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Following his <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/ashton-kutcher-said-something-impossibly-stupid/">impossibly stupid Joe Paterno/Penn State tweet</a> last night and the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/the-20-finest-kutchertweets/#page/1">often hilarious reaction to it</a>, Ashton Kutcher has come to a realization, you guys: <a href="http://aplusk.posterous.com/twitter-management">a Twitter account is simply too much for him to handle on his own</a>.

ASHTON KUTCHER

The 20 Finest #KutcherTweets

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Earlier <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/ashton-kutcher-said-something-impossibly-stupid/" target="_blank">Cajun Boy thoroughly examined the all-encompassing idiocy/hypocrisy/obliviousness that was Ashton Kutcher's Joe Paterno firing reaction tweet</a> so I'm going to skip ahead to the part where the world's least talented handsome hobo actor gets mercilessly ridiculed by the internet for being such a hopeless dummy.

Two And A Half Men

Ashton Kutcher: Stupid, but Still Better Than Charlie Sheen

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Last night, among growing outrage over the cronyism that allowed longtime assistant coach Jerry Sandusky to (allegedly) rape young boys in Penn State facilities, the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/penn-state-fans-rioted-over-joe-paterno#page/1">Penn State board of trustees fired Joe Paterno</a>, who was at least partly complicit.

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Ashton Kutcher Said Something Impossibly Stupid

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In the event you haven't heard, last night <a href="http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=pf-forde_paterno_firing_prompts_chaos111011">Penn State University fired legendary football coach Joe Paterno</a> -- the man who's been the head coaching football there longer than most of the people reading this have been alive -- in the wake of the revelation that he basically looked the other way when he learned that one of his assistants was a child molester.

BRAZILIANS

This Girl Really Loves Ashton Kutcher

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Things are going just great for Ashton Kutcher right now, with the gossip rags reporting that he’s finally moving out of his mom’s house and getting a place of his own.

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Texas Girls Willing To Raw Dog With Ashton Kutcher At 6AM In Vegas Undecided About Rick Perry’s Candidacy

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As you may recall, a couple of weeks ago we brought you the sad news about <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/09/ashton-is-no-longer-following-demi-on-twitter/">Ashton and Demi not following each other on Twitter</a> anymore because the web mogul/actor/<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/07/la-residents-can-now-get-their-traffic-news-from-ashton-kutchers-twitter/">traffic reporter</a> was allegedly having an "affair.

ASHTON KUTCHER

Ashton Is No Longer Following Demi On Twitter :(

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Here's a glimpse at the world we live in now: celebrity couples rumored to be breaking up now have people turning to their Twitter accounts for some form of confirmation.

ASHTON KUTCHER

The Plot of ‘Two and a Half Men’ Recapped by Bored TV Critics

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Because I couldn't bring myself to sit through Ashton Kutcher's debut on last night's "Two and a Half Men," I went around the Internet and read a bunch of reviews.

ASHTON KUTCHER

28 Million People Watched ‘Two and a Half Men’

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Welp,  looks like "Two and a Half Men" is gonna be okay without Charlie Sheen.

ellen degeneres

Ashton Kutcher Got Naked on ‘Ellen’

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As we've already seen, "Two and a Half Men's" <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/07/fun-w-the-new-two-and-a-half-men-ads#page/1">marketing campaign</a> is built around the new cast being naked.


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