#COSPLAY

Diamondbacks Fan Catches Foul Ball, Maintains Pizza Integrity

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He asked Domino's if he could keep the ball, but they said "no".

STEVE JOBS

Ashton Kutcher Portraying Steve Jobs In A Biopic Is Not An April Fool's Gag, Sadly

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When I noticed links appearing in my Twitter feed yesterday that featured some variation of the words "Ashton Kutcher to portray Steve Jobs in movie," I just assumed that it was part of a dumb April's Fool gag.

STUNT CASTING

Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs biopic sounds totally legit

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The internet was on fire yesterday with the shocking news that Ashton Kutcher has been cast as the lead in a biopic about Steve Jobs.

WILL SMITH

ROFLMNBAO: Heading Down The Home Stretch!

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As we head into the 4th quarter of the NBA season, the Chicago Bulls are the first and only team to have clinched a playoff spot so far, which wouldn’t seem like much of an accomplishment, except that Derrick Rose has missed 17 games this season.

Two And A Half Men

Ashton Kutcher: Space Explorer

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Today in news that I promise I am not making up, Ashton Kutcher is going to be launched into space.

VIRGIN GALACTIC

Our Plans To Shoot Ashton Kutcher Into Space Are Coming To Fruition

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[<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/ashton-kutcher-is-heading-into-space">via</a>] Operation "Launch Kelso Into The Sun" is entering Stage One.

Two And A Half Men

‘Two and a Half Men’ Fans Are Still Bitching About Charlie v. Ashton

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We tend to think there are two kinds of TV viewers: those who like “complex” (for lack of a term that isn’t “not-for-idiots”) shows, and those who like everything else.

VINCE CARTER

ROFLMNBAO: The Best Of This Week’s NBA In Pictures

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There have been very few surprises in the NBA through the first 7 games of the season.

#BEYONCE

The 2011 UPROXX People Of The Year Awards

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As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.

#Justin Bieber

‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back. Again.

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In news that feels like it should be bookended by the word "Bro," MTV is bringing back the Ashton Kutcher produced celebrity prank show, "Punk'd.

WOMEN BE SHITTIN

Today’s Installment of “Shut up, Ashton Kutcher”

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This week, <a href="http://www.variety.com/awardcentral/2012/featured-news/sagpreview/" target="_blank">Variety has a series</a> on actors praising other actors in the year's most praise-worthy performances.

#Twitter

What Should Demi Moore’s New Twitter Handle Be?

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As you may have heard, love died late yesterday when news broke that Twitter power couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/demi_moore_divorcing_ashton_kutcher/275715#ixzz1e4Kb7JAE">were calling it quits</a>.

#Twitter

The New York Post Just Can’t Help Itself

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An admission: I love the New York Post.

#Community

11.11 The Cooler

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Lia Cha Confusing, Depressing Videos & Images From The Penn State Riots [With Leather] HBCU Marching Band Competition To Air On ESPN [The Root] 5 Famous People You Will Never See At Occupy Wall Street [Black Enterprise] The 20 Finest #KutcherTweets [Uproxx] Sean Kingston Says [...].

#Twitter

Ashton Kutcher: I Can’t Handle The Twitter

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Following his <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/ashton-kutcher-said-something-impossibly-stupid/">impossibly stupid Joe Paterno/Penn State tweet</a> last night and the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/the-20-finest-kutchertweets/#page/1">often hilarious reaction to it</a>, Ashton Kutcher has come to a realization, you guys: <a href="http://aplusk.posterous.com/twitter-management">a Twitter account is simply too much for him to handle on his own</a>.

#Twitter

The 20 Finest #KutcherTweets

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Earlier <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/ashton-kutcher-said-something-impossibly-stupid/" target="_blank">Cajun Boy thoroughly examined the all-encompassing idiocy/hypocrisy/obliviousness that was Ashton Kutcher's Joe Paterno firing reaction tweet</a> so I'm going to skip ahead to the part where the world's least talented handsome hobo actor gets mercilessly ridiculed by the internet for being such a hopeless dummy.

Two And A Half Men

Ashton Kutcher: Stupid, but Still Better Than Charlie Sheen

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Last night, among growing outrage over the cronyism that allowed longtime assistant coach Jerry Sandusky to (allegedly) rape young boys in Penn State facilities, the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/penn-state-fans-rioted-over-joe-paterno#page/1">Penn State board of trustees fired Joe Paterno</a>, who was at least partly complicit.

penn state

Ashton Kutcher Said Something Impossibly Stupid

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In the event you haven't heard, last night <a href="http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=pf-forde_paterno_firing_prompts_chaos111011">Penn State University fired legendary football coach Joe Paterno</a> -- the man who's been the head coaching football there longer than most of the people reading this have been alive -- in the wake of the revelation that he basically looked the other way when he learned that one of his assistants was a child molester.

#Twitter

This Girl Really Loves Ashton Kutcher

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Things are going just great for Ashton Kutcher right now, with the gossip rags reporting that he’s finally moving out of his mom’s house and getting a place of his own.




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