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5 Things Ashton Kutcher Would Probably Rather Do Than Make Out With Mila Kunis

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Ashton, we feel for you, bro. Mila is -- how can we put this? -- just so damn clingly. We've been there.

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Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs biopic is called "jOBS"

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As soon as Steve Jobs died, everyone wanted to make a biopic, including, reportedly, Aaron Sorkin, whose version will undoubtedly end with Jobs recanting on his death bed, sorry he ever helped inadvertently invent those meanie blogs ("No, seriously: I have a blog.

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Drake Being Punk'd Is A Beautiful Thing

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With the exception of tuning in occasionally for episodes of Human Giant, Jackass, Cribs and the early stages of Jersey Shore, I haven't really watched MTV with much regularly in recent years, so I'd honestly no idea that Punk'd was back and doing new episodes.

#APPLE

Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs Movie To Be Gloriously Shamed By Aaron Sorkin's Steve Jobs Movie

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Earlier this week, Ashton Kutcher was spotted in his <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/05/first-look-at-ashton-kutcher-as-steve-jobs-are-those-bad-idea-jeans/">bad idea jeans</a> on his way to the set of a Steve Jobs biopic we're sure will be just fantastic and not hilariously terrible at all.

#APPLE

First Look At Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs. Are Those Bad Idea Jeans?

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When we first heard about Ashton Kutcher <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2012/04/ashton-kutcher-portraying-steve-jobs-in-a-biopic-is-not-an-april-fools-gag-sadly/">portraying Steve Jobs in a biopic</a>, we assumed it had to be a joke.

SERIOUSLY DO NOT DO BLACKFACE YOU GUYS

Ashton Kutcher's Brownface Ad Got Yoinked

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Earlier this week, an ad for something called PopChips was uploaded to YouTube.

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Is Ashton Kutcher An Idiot AND A Racist, Or Just An Idiot?

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A couple of hours ago <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/ashton-kutcher-said-something-impossibly-stupid/">dimly lit</a> <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/ashton-kutcher-i-cant-handle-the-twitter/">human Twitter fail</a> Ashton Kutcher <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/aplusk/status/197777290107686912">tweeted out a link to a fake dating video</a> in which he plays a variety of male characters seeking romance -- one of which being an Indian guy he portrays in brown face.

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The Whole Cast of 'Two and a Half Men' Is Returning for Another $ea$on

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Photo credit: CBS Hey, here are some sentences that will ruin your day: Word is that the trio are returning at their current salaries, with all three getting signing bonuses.

#COSPLAY

Diamondbacks Fan Catches Foul Ball, Maintains Pizza Integrity

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He asked Domino's if he could keep the ball, but they said "no".

STEVE JOBS

Ashton Kutcher Portraying Steve Jobs In A Biopic Is Not An April Fool's Gag, Sadly

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When I noticed links appearing in my Twitter feed yesterday that featured some variation of the words "Ashton Kutcher to portray Steve Jobs in movie," I just assumed that it was part of a dumb April's Fool gag.

STUNT CASTING

Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs biopic sounds totally legit

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The internet was on fire yesterday with the shocking news that Ashton Kutcher has been cast as the lead in a biopic about Steve Jobs.

WILL SMITH

ROFLMNBAO: Heading Down The Home Stretch!

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As we head into the 4th quarter of the NBA season, the Chicago Bulls are the first and only team to have clinched a playoff spot so far, which wouldn’t seem like much of an accomplishment, except that Derrick Rose has missed 17 games this season.

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Ashton Kutcher: Space Explorer

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Today in news that I promise I am not making up, Ashton Kutcher is going to be launched into space.

VIRGIN GALACTIC

Our Plans To Shoot Ashton Kutcher Into Space Are Coming To Fruition

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[<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/ashton-kutcher-is-heading-into-space">via</a>] Operation "Launch Kelso Into The Sun" is entering Stage One.

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‘Two and a Half Men’ Fans Are Still Bitching About Charlie v. Ashton

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We tend to think there are two kinds of TV viewers: those who like “complex” (for lack of a term that isn’t “not-for-idiots”) shows, and those who like everything else.

VINCE CARTER

ROFLMNBAO: The Best Of This Week’s NBA In Pictures

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There have been very few surprises in the NBA through the first 7 games of the season.

#BEYONCE

The 2011 UPROXX People Of The Year Awards

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As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.

#Justin Bieber

‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back. Again.

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In news that feels like it should be bookended by the word "Bro," MTV is bringing back the Ashton Kutcher produced celebrity prank show, "Punk'd.

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Today’s Installment of “Shut up, Ashton Kutcher”

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This week, <a href="http://www.variety.com/awardcentral/2012/featured-news/sagpreview/" target="_blank">Variety has a series</a> on actors praising other actors in the year's most praise-worthy performances.


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