Martha Stewart Claims She’s Got The Skills To Roll A Perfect Joint

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Martha Stewart reveals her joint rolling skills in this interview and determines which billionaires she'd shag, marry, or kill.


Test Subjects Were Unable To Tell The Difference Between Filtered Sewage And Bottled Water

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It's only a matter of time before we're all drinking poop water, so get used to it people.


Bill Gates: The Popularity Of ‘Breaking Bad’ Proves That People Are Getting Smarter

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Bill Gates thinks that a world that enjoys a nuanced show like Breaking Bad has evolved from a world where Leave it to Beaver was king.

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Watch Bill Gates Trick Jimmy Fallon Into Drinking A Glass Of Poop Water

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After video of Gates drinking a glass went viral (as opposed to bacterial) earlier this month, he brought a sample for Fallon to try.


Here Is Bill Gates Drinking A Glass Of Water That Used To Be Human Poop

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The Janicki Omniprocessor has the power to turn sewage into clean water and energy, and Bill Gates couldn't be happier to drink from it.


Bill Gates Participated In Reddit’s Secret Santa Gift Exchange And Sent A Woman A Loki Helmet

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Bill Gates once again participated in Reddit's Secret Santa gift swap and the lucky woman whose name he drew received an awesome package.


How Smart Are Your Celebs? The SAT Scores Are In And They’ll Surprise You.

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See how you match up intelligence wise to all of your favorite celebrities. They're either really smart, or have great publicists.


The Best Of Bill Gates’ Reddit AMA

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Bill Gates weighed in on everything from condom design to his favorite movies in a new AMA.

A Thing You Probably Didn’t Know: Bill Gates Jumps Over Chairs Like A Gangster

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So here's a fun way to burn nineteen seconds of your day as you count down to Thanksgiving.


Bill Gates Is Not A Fan Of Tech Sector “Charity”

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Bill Gates has a few choice words for tech companies putting the Internet over, say, malaria.


The Condom Applicator Slingshot Gun


Bill Gates wants to give money to projects that improve condoms and the condom application process.

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Bill Gates Wants To Give You $100,000 To Improve The Condom

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Got an idea to overhaul the condom? It might be worth $100,000 from Bill Gates.


A-List Time Travel: Your Favorite Celebrities Re-Imagined In Different Eras

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Any time that it’s “news” that a famous celebrity got a makeover, I can’t help but think, "Why.

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7.14 The Cooler

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Zuleyka Silver The Economy Explained: Either Way, You’re Screwed [Gawker] Did Tom Green Invent Planking in 1994.


Taiwan Explains Apple’s Antennagate


Well of course Steve Jobs is battling Bill Gates with a lightsaber.

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4.17 The Cooler

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Sharika King Bill O'Reilly Gets Booed At Sharpton's National Convention [Black Voices] Gold Medalist Loses Xbox, Soul Mate [Kotaku] Jay-Z Sues Big Papi Over 40/40 Club Name [ESPN] Jim Nantz Can't Do Tiger's Job [With Leather] Suite903 TV: Interview with DJ Premier [Suite903] Bill Gates Bans [...].

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A Mexican Is The Richest Man In The World

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For all you low-life types that like to put Mexicans at the brunt of your jokes, it's time to eat crow (and a 33 gallon bowl of Albondigas).

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