How Smart Are Your Celebs? The SAT Scores Are In And They’ll Surprise You.

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See how you match up intelligence wise to all of your favorite celebrities. They're either really smart, or have great publicists.


The Best Of Bill Gates’ Reddit AMA

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Bill Gates weighed in on everything from condom design to his favorite movies in a new AMA.


A Thing You Probably Didn’t Know: Bill Gates Jumps Over Chairs Like A Gangster

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So here's a fun way to burn nineteen seconds of your day as you count down to Thanksgiving.


Bill Gates Is Not A Fan Of Tech Sector “Charity”

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Bill Gates has a few choice words for tech companies putting the Internet over, say, malaria.


The Condom Applicator Slingshot Gun


Bill Gates wants to give money to projects that improve condoms and the condom application process.

uh ok

Bill Gates Wants To Give You $100,000 To Improve The Condom

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Got an idea to overhaul the condom? It might be worth $100,000 from Bill Gates.


A-List Time Travel: Your Favorite Celebrities Re-Imagined In Different Eras

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Any time that it’s “news” that a famous celebrity got a makeover, I can’t help but think, "Why.

#dave grohl

7.14 The Cooler

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Zuleyka Silver The Economy Explained: Either Way, You’re Screwed <a href="http://gawker.com/5820959/the-economy-explained-either-way-youre-screwed">[Gawker]</a> Did Tom Green Invent Planking in 1994.


Taiwan Explains Apple’s Antennagate


Well of course Steve Jobs is battling Bill Gates with a lightsaber.

#Jay Z

4.17 The Cooler

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Sharika King Bill O'Reilly Gets Booed At Sharpton's National Convention [Black Voices] Gold Medalist Loses Xbox, Soul Mate [Kotaku] Jay-Z Sues Big Papi Over 40/40 Club Name [ESPN] Jim Nantz Can't Do Tiger's Job [With Leather] Suite903 TV: Interview with DJ Premier [Suite903] Bill Gates Bans [...].

Forbes Magazine

A Mexican Is The Richest Man In The World

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For all you low-life types that like to put Mexicans at the brunt of your jokes, it's time to eat crow (and a 33 gallon bowl of Albondigas).




ABOVE: Still don't feel like writing about the Apple iPad.

#video games


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ABOVE: Internacional by <a href="http://pacopomet.wordpress.com/">Paco Pomet</a>.

The Status Report Mixtape

DJ Black x Bill Gates x Stat Quo – The Status Report Mixtape

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The front pages may not display as it as such, but <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/stat-quo">Stat Quo</a> stays in the news room perfecting his hustle for his next industry takeover.

The Lox

3.12 The Cooler

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Thick Thursday With Ms.


3.3 The Cooler

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A Titillating Tuesday With Christine Mendoza Square Root Day Revelers To Party Like It's 3/3/09 [CNet] The Mind of Maurice Clarett: Former Ohio State RB Blogging from Jail [YB] Blagojevich Lands Six-Figure Book Deal [Sun-Times] Baby Born With 12 Developed Fingers, Toes [Geekologie] Pirate Bay [...].

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