RYAN MURPHY

Sitting Through the 'Glee' Movie Three Times, or Why I Hate Ryan Murphy

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“Glee” is one of my favorite shows on TV, somewhere below “Breaking Bad” and “Community” but above “The Office” and “How I Met Your Mother.

Dogs

The Great Corgi Escape

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I apologize that today's edition of Corgi Friday is not the usual orgy of corgi pictures (AKA "corgy").

#CONAN

Conan’s Awesome ‘Thor’ Trailers

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I'm a little late getting around to these amazing Thor clips from "Conan" (there's another one below), but they've finally landed on YouTube after languishing in those awful TBS video players (via <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/04/conan-obrien-isnt-sure-about-this-thor-movie">GammaSquad</a>, which also made the Photoshop).

Kiefer Sutherland

Brian Grazer Producing ’24’ Movie

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Last month, Kiefer Sutherland confirmed that the "24" movie will be released in theaters in 2012.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

Oscar Preview: Corgi Edition

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For the Academy Awards edition of Corgi Friday, I had originally planned to feature a collection of images from The King's Speech featuring all the corgi scenes (there are three: one about 15 minutes into the movie, the other two in the final twenty minutes or so) -- I even got my hands on a screener DVD so that I could get high-quality screen caps.

CINEMA

SOMEONE MUST STOP ASHTON KUTCHER

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Ashton Kutcher is making a football movie called Traded, a soon-to-be huge piece of shit.

#WWE

‘THE WRESTLER’ TO WRESTLE AT WRESTLEMANIA

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"I've got two balloons of black tar inside this little guy" All aboard the express train to Awesometown, because Mickey Rourke is <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28848680/" target="_blank">going to wrestle at Wrestlemania XXV</a> in Houston on April 2nd.

VOLLEYBALL

THE GREATEST SPORTS MOVIE EVER MADE

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Today in Japanese sports cinema: Oppai Volleyball will star Haruka Ayase (pictured, plus bonus gallery below the trailer) as a high school teacher who takes over the school's hapless volleyball team.

#NFL

STYLEZ G. WHITE > CHAD OCHO CINCO

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In yesterday afternoon's hottest blog news, Buccaneers defensive end Greg White officially <a href="http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/nov/23/sp-brooks-not-ready-for-retirement/" target="_blank">changed his name to Stylez G. White</a>, thus relegating Chad Ocho Cinco's exercise in Spanglish to second place on the year-end list of great NFL name changes.

Nerds

THE BEST WAY TO NEVER HAVE SEX, EVER

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Are you a die-hard fan who likes to show off that he idolizes another man by wearing a pro athlete's replica jersey.

SEAN AVERY

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA ICE SKATES

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When Sean Avery announced his internship at Vogue this summer, it seemed like the kind of idiotic premise Hollywood producers would make a horrible movie out of.

NHL

KANYE, MIKE MYERS REUNITE OVER HOCKEY

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Judging by The Love Guru's <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=2015" target="_blank">horrendous reviews</a>, and also by trailers so unfunny that I wanted to drown a litter of golden retriever puppies, Mike Myers's latest movie was the cinematic equivalent of Hurricane Katrina.

Football

THE SEX OFFENDER FOOTBALL MOVIE

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This is a trailer for a movie called Illegal Use of Hands, about a group of sex offenders overcoming hardship by playing on a flag football team together.

#NFL

TONY GONZALEZ VS. THE MILITARY ROBOTS

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Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez is easily the best athlete playing the role of pilot since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

UCLA BRUINS

MASCOT SUES BIG TEN CONFERENCE, NETWORK

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The Penn State Nittany Lion, who claims the Big Ten stole his idea for the Big Ten Network, is <a href="http://www.chicagobusiness.com/cgi-bin/printStory.pl?news_id=28552" target="_blank">suing the conference</a> for an alleged breach of agreement.

MMA

MMA MOVIE TO BLOW EXTRA HARD

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If you like Gary Busey, children with cancer, ridiculously fake-looking fight scenes, and not an extra cent wasted on production, the new mixed martial arts movie Beyond the Ring is just for you.


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