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The New Carl’s Jr. ‘Most American Thickburger’ Is Topped With A Hot Dog And Potato Chips

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From Carl's Jr. and Hardees, The Most American Thickburger is the most 'MURICAN burger yet.

olive garden

Olive Garden Will Start Making Sandwiches On ‘Breadstick’ Buns

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Olive Garden is giving the people what they want: Breadstick sandwiches in chicken parmigiana and meatball.

BACON

Someone Created What Could Be A Real Life ‘Meat Tornado’ With A Bacon ‘Wrap’

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Would you eat a meat-filled burrito that is literally wrapped in meat? We'll show you how to make one!

LITTLE CAESARS

Little Caesars Is Unveiling A Pizza Wrapped With Three And A Half Feet Of Bacon

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Today in culinary abominations, we bring you Little Caesars 'Bacon Wrapped Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza.'

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Philadelphia’s PYT Burger Joint Is Offering A Burger And Fries Every Day For A Year For One Low Price

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Regardless of how you feel about greasy garbage food, we kind of have to concede that this is an amazing deal.

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Philadelphia’s PYT Is Just Trolling Us Now With This Bacon Mac And Cheese Donut

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Philadelphia's famed burger joint still seeks to answer the age-old question: What's grosser than gross?

LAS VEGAS

Some Food Critic Actually Tried Guy Fieri’s ‘Cheesecake Challenge’ From His Vegas Kitchen & Bar

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Say a prayer for the brave soul who actually braved through Guy Fieri's cheesecake abomination.

KFC Double Down

Future Heart Attack Patients Rejoice, For KFC Is Bringing Back Your Beloved Double Down!

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KFC's is bringing back their 'Double Down' this month, if you didn't get a chance to sample the culinary monstrosity the first time around.

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Domino’s Finally Gives The World What It Desperately Needed: Pizza On Top Of Fried Chicken

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Domino's Pizza has unveiled their newest nationwide sensation: Pizza With Chicken For A Crust.

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This Photo Of A Pre-Cooked McRib Patty May Make You Rethink Ordering A McRib Sandwich

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On the bright side, pre-cooked McRib patties do look a lot better than pre-cooked chicken McNuggets, so there's that!

SCHADENFREUDE

Guy Fieri Didn’t Register The Obvious Web Address For His NYC Restaurant, So The Internet Did It For Him

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Guy Fieri didn't register the most obvious URL for Guy's American Kitchen and Bar, so programmer Bryan Mytko registered it and posted a hilarious menu.

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The Reviews Are In And Guy Fieri’s S’mores Pizza Is Predictably Terrible

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In his ongoing effort to terrorize America's tastebuds, Guy Fieri is distributing new food abominations like S'mores pizza across the land.

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Pizza Hut Unveils Another Culinary Abomination: Pizza Within A Pizza

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When we last checked in on Pizza Hut, they were rolling out a cheeseburger crust pizza in the Middle East. Now, say hello to the "Double Sensation."

#FOOD

Today In Culinary Abominations: Kit Kat Bars Wrapped In Sugary Pizza Dough

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Hey, how bout some dessert to go with your cheeseburger crust pizza? Have some Kit Kat bars wrapped in sugary pizza dough, won't you?

#FOOD

Pizza Hut Unveils Latest Culinary Abomination: Cheeseburger Crust Pizza

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In an apparent on-going effort to fatten up the rest of the world American-style, Pizza Hut -- which just released a pizza with hot dogs stuffed inside the crust in the UK -- is now offering a cheeseburger crust pizza in the Middle East.

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The McRib Is Nothing Less Than An Abomination

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Over the past few years, I have watched as the internet has repeatedly worked itself into a frothy, processed meat-craving frenzy each time McDonald's announces that it's selling McRib sandwiches again for "a limited time.


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