Stanley Cup Finals

THE PENGUINS ARE NOT DEAD YET

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A short-handed goal from the Pittsburgh Penguins' Jordan Staal sparked an onslaught that saw the Pens even their Stanley Kubric Steemer Tucci Cup Final series with the Detroit Red Wings after winning, 4-2, in Pittsburgh.

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

BREAKING: PEOPLE LIKE HOCKEY AGAIN

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We may have jumped the gun in burying the Stanley Cup Final as we did in this post two days ago (and some of you said as much).

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

BREAKING: NOBODY LIKES HOCKEY

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While the Red Wings seem to be scoring with ease against the Pittsburgh Penguins in this year's Stanley Cup Final, the games themselves aren't scoring many viewers.

STANLEY CUP

Seeing Red…

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I had to do this.

TEAM USA

DUCKS-WINGS GOES TO GAME 7, OCTAGON

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We love athletes that play for the love of the game, even if "play" sometimes takes the interpretation of "beat the snot from thy opponent's body," which is what happened at the end of Anaheim's win against Detroit in Game 6.

WHOOPSIDOODLE

DETROIT GOT SCREWED. IN HOCKEY, THIS TIME

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Last night, the Anaheim Ducks (they're no longer the "Mighty Ducks" since Disney sold the team to this guy in 2006) edged out another win against Detroit last night, but the rub was that Detroit actually scored the tying goal with under two minutes to play in regulation.

NHL

ANOTHER ANIMAL (RED WINGS FAN) EJECTED

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Look, I don't care if the clowns in Detroit want to litter their own ice with traditional mollusk fare, but to do it in someone else's building.

NHL

‘DICKIE, THEY’VE ALREADY BUILT THE RINK!’

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I'm still not sure why the NHL has decided to anoint January 1st as their showcase day when every casual sports fan is going to be watching college football instead.

NHL

SOME PEOPLE JUST REALLY, REALLY SUCK

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Above is the conversation that Patrick Green of San Antonio had with Sean Beligian of WDFN 1130AM discussing his outrage at the Detroit Red Wings and their fans for disrespecting dead octopi.

Stanley Cup Finals

RED WINGS CAN SUP FROM MY CUP

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NHL - The Red Wings captured their fourth Stanley Cup in 11 seasons and blah blah blah, pardon me while I engage in a mild inward seethe now that the Penguins team I'm a pretty fairweather fan of has been thoroughly outclassed in the series' deciding Game 6.

Stanley Cup Finals

WELL, THAT WAS OVER IN A HURRY

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NHL - Petr Sykora guaranteed he was going to score.

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

PITTSBURGH NO MATCH FOR TEEN WITH PLAN

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The Penguins are 0-3 in Finals games this year in which octopi land on the ice before the initial face-off.

#BOSTON CELTICS

RECAP SIDE…TAKING… OVER

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NBA - It's so nice of Ray Allen to be a productive member of The Big Three for once.

NHL

KRISTEN BELL SOMETHING HOCKEY

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Actress Kristen Bell, best known for playing the title role in the WB's popular show Nancy Drew: Vampire Hunter, revealed in an interview with NHL.com that she grew up in Detroit (read: the Detroit suburbs) and is a huge Red Wings fan.

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

THIS WAS PROBABLY A SIGN

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Here's Penguins goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury leading his team out on to the ice before Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals.

#BOSTON CELTICS

MENAGE A DEY-TWAAH

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NBA - Hey, a hometeam finally managed to win another game.

STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS

BUTT IN CREASE WIPES OUT GOAL

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Red Wings right winger Tomas Hoimstrom, who it seems has that TomASS, got a goal by teammate Pavel Datsyuk last night waved off because, even though his skates weren't in the crease, his ass so fat they have to stop play for it.

#BOSTON CELTICS

HEEEEEEERRRRREEEEE’SSSS THE BRONIE!

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NBA -- Hey, who knew LeBron had any part in this series that didn't just involve missing poorly selected shots.

NHL

SO WAIT… THAT’S NOT LEGAL?

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As the Ducks prepare for Game 4 of their series against the Red Wings (which Detroit leads 2-1), they'll have to try to even the series without their primary enforcer, Chris Pronger.


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