GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

Allow The Tea Party Insult Generator To Waste Several Hours Of Your Lives

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The Tea Party Insult Generator uses actual insults left on John Boehner's Facebook page to create fresh, new insults.

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

The House Stenographer Went Crazy Yelling About Freemasons And God On C-SPAN

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It's impossible to not use the word "crazy" when someone's yelling about the Freemasons.

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A GOP Consultant Talking About ‘Bunny Sex’ Leads Anderson Cooper To Ask: ‘Are You High?’

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Republican strategist Alex Castellanos explained to Anderson Cooper what Ted Cruz is doing: he's having "bunny sex."

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

‘The Daily Show’ Enlisted A Former F.B.I. Hostage Negotiator To Help Free The Government From The GOP

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Jason Jones calls in a hostage negotiator to help deal with a Republican strategist in an attempt to end the government shutdown.

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Jimmy Kimmel Is Now Using The Government Shutdown To Insult People To Their Faces

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Jimmy Kimmel once again used the government shutdown to make fun of people, though he's barely hiding it anymore.

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Federal Employees Can Now Get Free Vibrators During This Government Shutdown

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The folks at vibrators.com are offering federal employees free vibrators during the government shutdown.

BARACK OBAMA

President Obama Takes His Shutdown Government To The Apple Store

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With nowhere else to turn, Barack Obama tries to get some advice at the Genius Bar.

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Fox News Reported On A Fake Story Demonizing Obama From A Satirical Website

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Fox News continues to be excellent with their hard-hitting coverage of fake news stories.

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Stephen Colbert Heroically Saved A Wedding That Was Ruined By The Government Shutdown

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Stephen Colbert officiated a couple's wedding that was supposed to take place at the Jefferson Memorial.

BARACK OBAMA

Jimmy Kimmel Continues To Confuse The Hell Out Of People About The Government Shutdown

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Jimmy Kimmel sent a correspondent onto the street armed with another confusing political question.

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

Allow John Oliver To Explain Why Congress Is The Time Warner Cable Of Government

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I'll leave the lesson to him but it involves both Time Warner Cable and X-Men so now I get it.

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Watch A Tea Party Congressman Get All Up In A Park Ranger's Face Over A Closed National Park

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Tea Party congressman Randy Neugebauer - who voted to shut down the government - got verbally abusive with a park ranger for a park being shut down.

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Washington DC Businesses Are Offering Federal Employees Free Stuff During The Shutdown

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Federal employees out of work during this government shutdown are being treated to a variety of free things from grateful Washington DC businesses.

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WWII Vets ‘Storm’ Closed Memorials With Help Of A-Hole Policiticians Responsible For Government Shutdown

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Wingnuts in Congress responsible for the government shutdown are using elderly veterans as political pawns. Politicians are the f*cking worse.

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The NASA Instagram Account Is An Early Casualty Of The Government Shutdown

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NASA has shutdown its Instagram page due to the government shutdown. Now we won't have any pictures of space mixed in with all the food pics in our feeds.

THE DAILY SHOW

‘It’s A F*cking Law’: Jon Stewart Went To Town On The GOP Over The Government Shutdown

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Oh boy. "The Daily Show" host Jon Stewart is none too pleased with the government shutdown.


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