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Hope You Enjoyed Lunch, Here's An MMA Guy Breaking His Leg

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Cagequest's inaugural event took place last weekend in Lakewood, Washington, and if "make me vomit like seven times watching a guy's leg snap at the bone and go all wonky" was their objective, they can consider the quest a success.

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Circus Stunt Rider Fails to Properly Superman That Ho

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Before today, my only knowledge of the Shrine Circus is that they put out buy-one-get-one-free coupons at every local grocery store, charge you five dollars to park, reveal at the gate that each individual ticket is forty dollars and you can't get a refund on parking.

#UFC

Dominick Cruz’s Injury Looks Awfully Familiar

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What you're looking at is the horrible, swollen, surgically-repaired hand of UFC bantamweight champ Dominick Cruz.

ST LOUIS CARDINALS

Wilson Betemit Destroys God

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Alternate title: e'ouch Before you can even type "Albert Pujols out 4-6 weeks following wrist injury", the Internet has turned itself inside out reacting to Kansas City Royal Wilson Betemit's Flash-on-Anti-Monitor run into Albert's glove, showing us that the world's most powerful living entity can feel pain, and that when he feels it, he does a weird little hop to show it.

INSPIRING STORIES

High School Senior Proves Batting Average is Meaningless Statistic

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This is Rocco Amendola, a senior at Norwin High School in North Huntingdon, PA, who looks a bit like Randy Quaid because he was hit in the face by an errant warmup throw and lost an eye.

#MLB

Buster Posey Breaks Legs, Tears Ligaments, Dies, Goes to Heaven

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Adorable San Francisco Giants catcher Buster Posey was absolutely ENDED by Scott Cousins during a play at the plate last night, and the news keeps getting worse.

#PRO WRESTLING

Stand Back, There’s A Crashing Motorcycle Coming Through

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Does this shirtless guy with green hair and a leather mask strike you as the kind of person who might be having internal problems.

PHILADELPHIA FLYERS

Maybe You Should’ve Tried the Hundred Hand Slap

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In case you missed last night's Boston/Philadelphia playoff game, Bruins defenseman Adam McQuaid attempted E.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

KNEES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY

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Texas tight end Blaine Irby was blossoming into one of quarterback Colt McCoy's favorite targets this season.

GRUESOME INJURIES

BOISE STATE RB CAN’T BREATHE SO GOOD

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Boise State's Ian Johnson, college football's touchdown leader, is in the hospital with a <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/6167008" target="_blank">partially collapsed lung</a>.

NBA

JOEL PRZYBILLA’S TESTICLES HURT

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The worst shot to the balls I ever took was when I was goalkeeping for my battalion's soccer team a couple summers ago.

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The Tigers Have Good Pitchers

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The Tigers <a href="http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=261010111" target="_blank">won 5-1 last night</a> thanks to five shutout innings from Nate Robertson, Brandon Inge's bat, and about a gazillion double plays that the A's were nice enough to hit into.


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