HYGIENE

An Innovative Japanese Teen Discovered A Way To Brush His Teeth Using Guns

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A Japanese teenager found a way to inject excitement into the always mundane routine of brushing one's teeth: just add guns.

One In the Clink Gun In The Pink

Meet The Tennessee Teenager Who Smuggled A Loaded Revolver Into Jail Using Her Vagina

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Dallas Archer is facing felony charges after using her vagina to smuggle a loaded gun into a Tennessee jail.

TATTOOS

Man Wakes To Armed Police Officers At His Door Due To A Really Unfortunately Placed Tattoo

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What could this man possibly have done to warrant state police waking him with a megaphone, backed up by troopers with assault rifles? Something stupid, you can bet on that!

#ARCHER

In Which We Rank The Top 10 Gunslingers From Our Favorite TV Shows

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If you watch television, chances are you have a favorite TV gunslinger. See how your favorite gunslinger stacks up against the rest.

TEXAS

Texas: Man Dressed Like A Banana Arrested With AK-47 And 50-Round Clip

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A Local Texas man was arrested for carrying an AK-47 in public. He was also dressed like a Banana.

Web Culture

Is Reddit Doubling As A Secret Weapons Bazaar?

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Reddit may be helping people sell each other guns via a federal loophole, according to new accusations.

the counselor

Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Vagina During Argument Over Aliens

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Novelist Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife was arrested for brandishing a gun she pulled from her vagina in an argument over space aliens. Yep, this is a real news lede.

WTF

ROLL TIDE: An Alabama Fan Posted A Photo Of His Newborn Cradled With Guns

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Here's a picture of an Alabama fan's baby surrounded by guns, and it's probably going to offend a lot of people.

#COMMERCIALS

Here’s The Gun Company Ad That The NFL Has Refused To Air During Super Bowl XLVIII

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Gun maker Daniel Defense submitted an ad to Fox to air during Super Bowl XLVIII and the NFL has rejected it due to supposed rule violations.

TEXAS

Here’s The First All-Metal 3D Printed Gun, Because We Can

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We saw the first plastic 3D printed gun; now the first metal 3D printed gun has also been successfully fired.

#MLB

Lesson Of The Day: Don’t Bother Asking George Brett For His Autograph

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While in town to accept the Kansas Citian of the Year award, former Royals great George Brett threatened to shoot an overzealous autograph seeker.

Movies

How To Kill Two Men With One Bullet (Filipino Movie Clip)

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In this ridiculous clip from the 1981 movie San Basilio, Filipino actor Lito Lapid uses one bullet to take down two men.

#FOX NEWS

Fox News Hosts Blame DC Navy Yard Shootings On ‘Violent Video Games’. Enter Stephen Colbert.

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Last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert played a montage of clips showing Fox News personalities linking video games to the DC Navy Yard tragedy. Hilarity then ensued.

wingnuts

Starbucks Is Asking Customers Not To Bring Guns Into Their Stores And The Gun Nuts Are PISSED

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Seriously, people...do you really need to carry an unconcealed weapon to get a f*cking latte at Starbucks? Jesus.

robbery

A 12-Year Old Boy In Pennsylvania Robbed A Lemonade Stand With A BB Gun

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A 12-year old boy in Pennsylvania was arrested for stealing $30 from a lemonade stand by threatening younger children with a BB gun.

THIS WILL SURELY END WELL

Shot Fired! The World’s First Fully 3D Printed Rifle Fired Successfully.

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A gunsmith in Canada has successfully fired a 3D printed rifle similar to the 3D printed gun from earlier this year.

NRA

A Minor League Baseball Team Is Hosting 'Second Amendment Night' With A Gun Raffle

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I don’t do things like “watch the news” or “read” but I’m awake long enough during the day to know that gun control is a pretty controversial topic here in the good, ol’ U.


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