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Dennis Rodman Reportedly Training North Korea’s Basketball Team For Olympics

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dennis-rodman-north-korea.jpg"></a>Words By <a href="https://twitter.com/bansky">Bansky</a> It's barely 2 pm on the West coast and Dennis Rodman is already doing Dennis Rodman things.

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Kim Jong-Un’s Executed Girlfriend’s Sex Tape Is Pretty Hot, You Guys

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Hyon Song-wol was executed by the monster known as Kim Jong-Un, possibly because of this tape.

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Dennis Rodman Wants A Nobel Peace Prize For Hanging Out With Kim Jong-Un

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Former NBA star and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/73-sports-movies-in-73-days-the-minis" target="_blank">leading man of movies about little people playing basketball</a> Dennis Rodman graces the cover of the latest issue of Sports Illustrated, which is also <a href="http://nba.si.com/2013/07/02/dennis-rodman-nobel-peace-prize-sports-illustrated-cover-story-north-korea/" target="_blank">the “Where are they now?” summer double issue</a>.

#Twitter

Dennis Rodman Reached Out To Kim Jong Un To Free Kenneth Bae

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According to <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/06/world/asia/north-korea-says-kenneth-bae-isnt-a-bargaining-chip.html?_r=0" target="_blank">something known as the “news”</a>, Kenneth Bae is a 44-year old Korean-American who was arrested in North Korea and sentenced to 15 years of hard labor for “hostile acts” against the country.

YAO MING

We’re Gonna Get Bombed And It’s College Humor’s Fault For Making Space Jam Jokes

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As a resident of Austin, Texas, I'm on supreme leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un's "show America what's up by firing missles at them" list.

#CONAN

North Korea’s New Propaganda Video Isn’t Very Threatening

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Kim Jong-un's arsenal seems to include some very familiar 80's icons.

SMOKE BREAK

20 Things More Likely To Happen Than North Korea Nuking The U.S.

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So you've probably heard by now that "Supreme Leader of North Korea" and Dennis Rodman's road dog Kim Jong Un is <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/kim-jong-warns-rockets-ready-settle-accounts-u-s-article-1.1302332">popping sh*t again</a>.

#CONAN

Conan’s Sure-Fire Anti-North Korea Missile Shield

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Conan plans to use Kim Jong-un's love of American culture to protect this country.

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NBA Jam: North Korea Edition

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The North Korean edition of NBA Jam features the unstoppable duo of Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman.

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Dennis Rodman: The Unlikeliest Ally To King Jong-un, North Korea

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Photo: VICE The list of Americans who have met North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un begins and ends with Dennis Rodman, a documentary crew, and various members of the Harlem Globetrotters.

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Chinese Newspaper Congratulates Kim Jong-Un For Being Named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive

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Someone please do me a solid and put the Abortionplex on China's radar.

WOMEN'S SOCCER

North Korean Athletes Won’t Be Disrespected

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Despite being a nation still celebrating the all-natural and not-at-all-staged <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/26/kim-jong-un-wife_n_1705130.html">marriage of Kim Jung-Un to former singer Ri Sol Ju</a>, who clearly loves him for his looks and personality, all was not well yesterday for the people of North Korea.

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Unauthorized Disney Characters Perform For A Murderous Tyrant — Just Another Day In North Korea

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Over the weekend, North Korea's Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un had a bunch of people dress up as unauthorized Disney characters and frolic around on stage.

#MEMES

Meme Watch: Hungry Kim Jong-Un Wants You To Tell Him About This Delicious Meme Cake

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I ran across these last week, but since I didn't have Valentine's Day cards prepared for you guys yet I decided to hold off until today to deliver them.

NORTH KOREA

The Weeping At Kim Jong Il’s Funeral Was Predictably Ridiculous

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The following conversation took place a little after midnight CST last night after a lady friend pinged me on gchat.


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