Celebrities-Turned-Juggalos Are More Frightening Than You Can Imagine


Oprah as an ICP Juggalo will give you nightmares for a month.

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James Franco And Seth Rogen Want To Assassinate Kim Jong-Un In The Trailer For ‘The Interview’

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In the new trailer for 'The Interview,' Lizzy Caplan recruits Seth Rogen and James Franco to assassinate Kim Jong-Un for the CIA.

Professional Wrestling

North Korea Is Recruiting Global Pro Wrestling Icons For A Huge Summer Event

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North Korea is teaming up with former pro wrestler Kanji Inoki to bring a huge wrestling event to Pyongyang in August.

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Check Out The Trailer For ‘Glorious Leader!,’ A Video Game About Kim Jong-Un

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Atlanta's Moneyhorse Games is developing 'Glorious Leader!' as a game that tells the story of Kim Jong-Un's rise to global power.


A London Hair Salon Made Fun Of Kim Jong-Un’s Hair And Received A Visit From His Goons

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A London hairdresser invoked the wrath of Kim Jong-Un over a hilarious advertisement for his salon.


World Politicians Drawn As Notorious Disney Villains: Putin, Palin, Obama, And More

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Kim Jong-un, Vladimir Putin, Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and more get turned into notorious Disney movie villains.


All Of The Men In North Korea Must Now Have The Same Stupid-Looking Kim Jong-Un Haircut

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If you're a guy in North Korea, it's time to get yourself a haircut. I'm sure it'll come out looking fabulous in a terrifying way.


Kim Jong Un Was Reelected Unanimously In North Korea By Kim Jong Un

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Kim Jong Un unsurprisingly won reelection in North Korea. Thanks, Obama.


And Here Come The Apologies From Dennis Rodman

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Dennis Rodman has apologized for his behavior on a CNN appearance and to the family of Kenneth Bae, admitting that he was drunk and overwhelmed.


Watch Dennis Rodman Sing ‘Happy Birthday’ To His Best Friend Kim Jong-Un

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Before today's exhibition game between some American basketball players and a North Korean team, Dennis Rodman sang 'Happy Birthday' to Kim Jong-Un.


Dennis Rodman Went Off On CNN’s Chris Cuomo About Why Kenneth Bae Is Guilty

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In an interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo, Dennis Rodman started to explain why Kenneth Bae is actually guilty before he just started shouting.


Dennis Rodman On Kim Jong-Un: ‘He’s My F*cking Friend, I Love Him’

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Former NBA player Dennis Rodman returned to North Korea this morning to put on a basketball game for Kim Jong-Un's birthday.


REPORT: Kim Jong Un Executed His Uncle By Feeding Him To Starving Dogs

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Kim Jong Un is a goddamn Bond villain. This pretty much confirms it.


Dennis Rodman’s ‘Bad Ass Premium Vodka’ Promises Smoothness, North Korean Glory

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NBA legend Dennis Rodman has introduced a line of BAD-ASS PREMIUM VODKA, which he hopes Barack Obama will drink to celebrate North Korea. No, seriously.

soap operas

Roughly 80 North Koreans Have Been Publicly Executed For Watching Soap Operas

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In case you needed reminding that living in the regime of Kim Jong-Un is terrible, here ya go!


Dennis Rodman Reportedly Training North Korea’s Basketball Team For Olympics

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dennis-rodman-north-korea.jpg"></a>Words By <a href="https://twitter.com/bansky">Bansky</a> It's barely 2 pm on the West coast and Dennis Rodman is already doing Dennis Rodman things.

sex tapes

Kim Jong-Un’s Executed Girlfriend’s Sex Tape Is Pretty Hot, You Guys

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Hyon Song-wol was executed by the monster known as Kim Jong-Un, possibly because of this tape.

sports illustrated

Dennis Rodman Wants A Nobel Peace Prize For Hanging Out With Kim Jong-Un

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Former NBA star and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/73-sports-movies-in-73-days-the-minis" target="_blank">leading man of movies about little people playing basketball</a> Dennis Rodman graces the cover of the latest issue of Sports Illustrated, which is also <a href="http://nba.si.com/2013/07/02/dennis-rodman-nobel-peace-prize-sports-illustrated-cover-story-north-korea/" target="_blank">the “Where are they now?” summer double issue</a>.

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