#ART

World Politicians Drawn As Notorious Disney Villains: Putin, Palin, Obama, And More

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Kim Jong-un, Vladimir Putin, Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and more get turned into notorious Disney movie villains.

NORTH KOREA

All Of The Men In North Korea Must Now Have The Same Stupid-Looking Kim Jong-Un Haircut

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If you're a guy in North Korea, it's time to get yourself a haircut. I'm sure it'll come out looking fabulous in a terrifying way.

NORTH KOREA

Kim Jong Un Was Reelected Unanimously In North Korea By Kim Jong Un

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Kim Jong Un unsurprisingly won reelection in North Korea. Thanks, Obama.

SLEEPY FLOYD

And Here Come The Apologies From Dennis Rodman

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Dennis Rodman has apologized for his behavior on a CNN appearance and to the family of Kenneth Bae, admitting that he was drunk and overwhelmed.

NBA

Watch Dennis Rodman Sing ‘Happy Birthday’ To His Best Friend Kim Jong-Un

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Before today's exhibition game between some American basketball players and a North Korean team, Dennis Rodman sang 'Happy Birthday' to Kim Jong-Un.

NORTH KOREA

Dennis Rodman Went Off On CNN’s Chris Cuomo About Why Kenneth Bae Is Guilty

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In an interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo, Dennis Rodman started to explain why Kenneth Bae is actually guilty before he just started shouting.

NBA

Dennis Rodman On Kim Jong-Un: ‘He’s My F*cking Friend, I Love Him’

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Former NBA player Dennis Rodman returned to North Korea this morning to put on a basketball game for Kim Jong-Un's birthday.

NORTH KOREA

REPORT: Kim Jong Un Executed His Uncle By Feeding Him To Starving Dogs

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Kim Jong Un is a goddamn Bond villain. This pretty much confirms it.

VODKA

Dennis Rodman’s ‘Bad Ass Premium Vodka’ Promises Smoothness, North Korean Glory

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NBA legend Dennis Rodman has introduced a line of BAD-ASS PREMIUM VODKA, which he hopes Barack Obama will drink to celebrate North Korea. No, seriously.

soap operas

Roughly 80 North Koreans Have Been Publicly Executed For Watching Soap Operas

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In case you needed reminding that living in the regime of Kim Jong-Un is terrible, here ya go!

SPORTS

Dennis Rodman Reportedly Training North Korea’s Basketball Team For Olympics

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dennis-rodman-north-korea.jpg"></a>Words By <a href="https://twitter.com/bansky">Bansky</a> It's barely 2 pm on the West coast and Dennis Rodman is already doing Dennis Rodman things.

sex tapes

Kim Jong-Un’s Executed Girlfriend’s Sex Tape Is Pretty Hot, You Guys

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Hyon Song-wol was executed by the monster known as Kim Jong-Un, possibly because of this tape.

sports illustrated

Dennis Rodman Wants A Nobel Peace Prize For Hanging Out With Kim Jong-Un

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Former NBA star and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/73-sports-movies-in-73-days-the-minis" target="_blank">leading man of movies about little people playing basketball</a> Dennis Rodman graces the cover of the latest issue of Sports Illustrated, which is also <a href="http://nba.si.com/2013/07/02/dennis-rodman-nobel-peace-prize-sports-illustrated-cover-story-north-korea/" target="_blank">the “Where are they now?” summer double issue</a>.

#Twitter

Dennis Rodman Reached Out To Kim Jong Un To Free Kenneth Bae

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According to <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/06/world/asia/north-korea-says-kenneth-bae-isnt-a-bargaining-chip.html?_r=0" target="_blank">something known as the “news”</a>, Kenneth Bae is a 44-year old Korean-American who was arrested in North Korea and sentenced to 15 years of hard labor for “hostile acts” against the country.

YAO MING

We’re Gonna Get Bombed And It’s College Humor’s Fault For Making Space Jam Jokes

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As a resident of Austin, Texas, I'm on supreme leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un's "show America what's up by firing missles at them" list.

#CONAN

North Korea’s New Propaganda Video Isn’t Very Threatening

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Kim Jong-un's arsenal seems to include some very familiar 80's icons.

SMOKE BREAK

20 Things More Likely To Happen Than North Korea Nuking The U.S.

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So you've probably heard by now that "Supreme Leader of North Korea" and Dennis Rodman's road dog Kim Jong Un is <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/kim-jong-warns-rockets-ready-settle-accounts-u-s-article-1.1302332">popping sh*t again</a>.

#CONAN

Conan’s Sure-Fire Anti-North Korea Missile Shield

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Conan plans to use Kim Jong-un's love of American culture to protect this country.

#video games

NBA Jam: North Korea Edition

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The North Korean edition of NBA Jam features the unstoppable duo of Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman.


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