#Dumb Criminals

This Robbery Suspect Got Caught After Sending A Snapchat From His Hideout

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An alleged thief on the run from the police was found after he sent a Snapchat to a friend that disclosed his hideout location.

THIS WEEK IN AWWWESOME

A 99-Year Old Woman Finally Received Her College Diploma After Someone Paid Her $5 Fee From 1939

Beal College threw a graduation ceremony for 99-year old Jessie White, who finally received her diploma 75 years after she should have.

TATTOOS

Man Wakes To Armed Police Officers At His Door Due To A Really Unfortunately Placed Tattoo

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What could this man possibly have done to warrant state police waking him with a megaphone, backed up by troopers with assault rifles? Something stupid, you can bet on that!

#Animals

Excited Driver Spots Moose Running Down Highway

A driver sees a moose running on I-95 in Maine, and he could NOT be more excited about it.

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Portlandia On The East Coast: The 9th Annual Valentine’s Day Canine Kissing Contest

When I read that the 9th Annual Valentine’s Day Canine Kissing Contest and Cocktail Party took place last week in Portland, I immediately pictured Fred Armisen dressed as a hideous female as a pink dog with giant ear spacers slobbered his face.

YES PLEASE

Hobbit Holes, You Know, For Kids: A Company In Maine Will Build You A Real Hobbit House

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A company in Maine builds customized Hobbit-style wooden buildings for all of your Hobbit house needs.

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T-Rex Dog Is An Adorable Offroader Now

Stephanie Fox knows border collies are a breed requiring quite a bit of attention and effort to care for, but she's outdone herself in her border collie rescue work when she adopted Roosevelt, a border collie with deformed front legs.

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Why Does Russia Want to Shut Down GMail?

Russia is, as we all know, currently in the process of getting over this whole "democracy" thing and getting back to being the oppressive brutal regime it once was before Stalin died and things went all wussy.

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I THOUGHT YOU CHICKS WERE COOL

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In national news, protesters in Maine organized a topless walk through downtown Portland in order to protest the alleged double standard between the sexes when it comes to baring one's chest.


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