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Brooklyn Nets Dump Coach Avery Johnson

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Well, if you ever needed an example of the NBA being a results-driven league, you have a new one on your hands.

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10.3 The Cooler

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Natasha Michael Vick Has Spent More Than $29 Million of the $31 Million He's Made Since 2008 [Complex] NYC Gym Teacher Claims 6-Year-Old Student Beat Him Up [The Sideshow] The Next Big Battle in Internet Policy [Slate] Uncle Luke Plans To Run For Mayor [...].

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This Should Be Amazing

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New Jersey Nets owner, former Russian presidential candidate, and James Bond villain Mikhail Prokhorov has had a busy offseason as he attempts to bring the New Jersey Brooklyn Nets back to prominence in a city that is aching for NBA relevance.

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Mark Cuban Is Trying To Turn This Into A Wrestling Blog

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New Jersey Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban are living out their own WWE storyline.

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Russian Billionaire Performs Pitch Perfect Russian Rap Parody On Russian Television

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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Prokhorov" target="_blank">Russian billionaire/oligarch</a> and New Jersey Nets owner, Mikhail Prokhorov, recently appeared on Russian "comedy" show Projector Paris Hilton in what was apparently an attempt to even further deepen my appreciation for the performance of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/03/mini-giraffe-on-a-treadmill" target="_blank">the dude in the DirecTV commercials</a>.

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Checkmate, Prokhorov: Deron Williams Traded To The Nets

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/02/carmelo-anthony-traded-to-the-new-york-knicks"> No doubt that <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/02/carmelo-anthony-traded-to-the-new-york-knicks">'Melo to the Knicks</a> will get more hype as no one disputes that the Knicks are still the darling franchise of the NYC.

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Carmelo Hates New Jersey (But Who Doesn’t?)

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After about a month of deep coverage of Carmelo Anthony leaving the Denver Nuggets in a trade to New Jersey, Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov finally folded his hand (probably like one of those Russian dudes playing poker in Bond movies) and said his team would no longer be going after Anthony.

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Is This The Future Of The Nets?

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Back in September, a pair of Philadelphia lawyers registered the name “Brooklyn New Yorkers” for trademark protection, as well as a series of logos and the slogan “We Come To Play”, according to the fine people at Nets Daily.


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