Hey Jason Kidd, how’s it going? How are you? How’s that gig with the Milwaukee Bucks going? Remember when you were the Nets coach and Mikhail Prokhorov was your boss? Remember how he was like, “nope, don’t want you anymore!”
“Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord has split you.”
Listen, I don’t have a lot of goals in life but I’ll be damned if I don’t somehow work that into a conversation today.
“Sir, are you here to vote?”
“You’re damn right I’m here to vote.”
/walks out, screams “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord has split you” to no one in particular
(Vine via John Schuhmann)