NEW JERSEY

Chris Christie orders New Jersey’s flags flown at half mast for James Gandolfini

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We're still holding out hope that the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/06/james-gandolfini-dead-of-stroke-at-51" target="_blank">dearly departed James Gandolfini</a> will eventually return to us as Gandolfini The White, but as we mourn in the meantime, New Jersey governor Chris Christie has ordered his state's flags lowered to half mast in Gandolfini's honor.

west orange

This Letter In Response To A Cease And Desist Order Is Pretty Amazing

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Average citizen Jake Freivald lives in West Orange, New Jersey and is the owner of the web domain, <a href="http://westorange.info/" target="_blank">westorange.info</a>.

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 4/8/13: Da DA! Da Da DaDa DaDaDaaaDA!

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Pre-show notes: - Comments, shares, likes, and anything else that gets people to come here are appreciated.

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE WrestleMania 29 Live

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Pre-show notes: - Comments, shares, likes, whatevers are appreciated.

#PRO WRESTLING

Let’s Wonder How Bad My View Will Be At WrestleMania 29

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What you see above (with a hat tip to the entire Internet at once, and a specific hat tip from me to <a href="http://www.tjrwrestling.com" target="_blank">John Canton</a>) is the still-in-progress set for Sunday's WrestleMania 29 event at MetLife Stadium.

super bowl halftime show

Greetings From East Rutherford: 7 New Jersey Bands That Could Play Next Year’s Super Bowl Halftime

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A list of seven bands that could play the Super Bowl XLVIII halftime show in 2014, at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey.

NEW JERSEY

'Miss December' Hits Video On Demand Today

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We’ll start this slow news day off with a little indie film news, as the Kevin Smith produced Miss December hits the Video on Demand option on your cable provider today, probably for the reasonable price of $5.

#BEYONCE

10.26 The Cooler

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Dolly Castro How Dreadful: Bobby Brown Arrested For DUI Again [C+D] New Jersey Man Arrested for Posting Pictures of his Ex on the Internet [Complex] The Shirt Jacket [Valet Mag] Lolo Jones to Star in Cool Runnings II [Gunaxin] The Jay-Z and Beyoncé Guide to [...].

TAYLOR COX

Take That, Junior Hockey League Glass

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By way of SI's <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/extramustard/hotclicks/10/01/nfl-week-4-roundup-highlights-kelly-kelly-released-by-wwe/index.html" target="_blank">Hot Clicks</a> comes my new favorite goal celebration of all time.

#Batman

So It Begins: Police Arrest Real-Life Superhero Over Aurora Fears

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A New Jersey man who likens himself a <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/real-life-superheroes/">real-life superhero</a> was arrested last Tuesday after allegedly approaching people in a Home Depot parking lot and saying, "Anyone need some help.

NEW JERSEY

Jersey Courts Rule You Can Read Anybody's Email If They Leave It Up

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/5426494849_b1bdb25918.jpg"></a>Do you often forget to log out of your email when you're on public computers.

#TUMBLR

'Gosling And Booker' Is The Web Comic Series The Internet's Been Begging For

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Back in April, the Internet went crazy for two public figures who performed selfless, heroic acts that resulted in saved lives.

Zombies

Viva Los Braaaaaaaains: Mexico’s ‘Zombie Walk’ Shatters The World Record

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  Last year, 4,093 people gathered in New Jersey’s Asbury Park to set the world record for the most people dressed like zombies in one place.

WORLD'S FATTEST WOMAN

The World’s Fattest Mom Has Given Up

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Two weeks ago, I brought you the incredibly brave story of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/and-you-guys-thought-kate-upton-was-fat#page/1">Susanne Eman</a>, an Arizona woman who is not only a Guinness World Record holder, but is also aspiring to be so much better at what she is famous for.

U.S. OPEN

Behold Novak Djokovic’s Escape Pod

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If you thought you'd figured out how Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic ended up number one in the world, think again.

SPORTS BARS

Local Man Thinks New Yorkers Will Drive to New Jersey to See Cursing

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New Jersey entrepreneur Larry Blatterfein wants to open a bar for New York sports fans called "Buck Foston's".

#SNL

Weekend Preview: Sports are happening

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A Super Bowl (FOX, Sunday) - The Pittsburgh Steelers take on the Green Bay Packers in a championship game featuring more discussion about date rape and sexting than any other in history.

POLICE BLOTTER

‘Illegal Buttocks Injections With Bathtub Caulking’

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the local news story of the year: a New Jersey woman has been charged with practicing medicine without a license after she gave several women illegal buttocks injections with bathtub caulk.

TEXAS

Should Drug Dealers Get A Bailout?

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And before anyone freaks out, man, the obvious rhetorical answer is… maybe.


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