Posts Tagged: NEW JERSEY

NEW JERSEY SUPER BOWL

Greetings From East Rutherford: 7 New Jersey Bands That Could Play Next Year’s Super Bowl Halftime

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A list of seven bands that could play the Super Bowl XLVIII halftime show in 2014, at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey.

CALENDAR GIRL

'Miss December' Hits Video On Demand Today

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We’ll start this slow news day off with a little indie film news, as the Kevin Smith produced Miss December hits the Video on Demand option on your cable provider today, probably for the reasonable price of $5.

NEW JERSEY

Take That, Junior Hockey League Glass

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By way of SI's <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/extramustard/hotclicks/10/01/nfl-week-4-roundup-highlights-kelly-kelly-released-by-wwe/index.html" target="_blank">Hot Clicks</a> comes my new favorite goal celebration of all time.

Batman

So It Begins: Police Arrest Real-Life Superhero Over Aurora Fears

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A New Jersey man who likens himself a <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/real-life-superheroes/">real-life superhero</a> was arrested last Tuesday after allegedly approaching people in a Home Depot parking lot and saying, "Anyone need some help.

computer laws

Jersey Courts Rule You Can Read Anybody's Email If They Leave It Up

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/5426494849_b1bdb25918.jpg"></a>Do you often forget to log out of your email when you're on public computers.

CORY BOOKER

'Gosling And Booker' Is The Web Comic Series The Internet's Been Begging For

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Back in April, the Internet went crazy for two public figures who performed selfless, heroic acts that resulted in saved lives.

Guinness Book of World Records

Viva Los Braaaaaaaains: Mexico’s ‘Zombie Walk’ Shatters The World Record

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  Last year, 4,093 people gathered in New Jersey’s Asbury Park to set the world record for the most people dressed like zombies in one place.

FAT PEOPLE

The World’s Fattest Mom Has Given Up

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Two weeks ago, I brought you the incredibly brave story of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/and-you-guys-thought-kate-upton-was-fat#page/1">Susanne Eman</a>, an Arizona woman who is not only a Guinness World Record holder, but is also aspiring to be so much better at what she is famous for.

MST3K

Behold Novak Djokovic’s Escape Pod

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If you thought you'd figured out how Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic ended up number one in the world, think again.

BAD IDEAS

Local Man Thinks New Yorkers Will Drive to New Jersey to See Cursing

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New Jersey entrepreneur Larry Blatterfein wants to open a bar for New York sports fans called "Buck Foston's".

HOCKEY

Weekend Preview: Sports are happening

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A Super Bowl (FOX, Sunday) - The Pittsburgh Steelers take on the Green Bay Packers in a championship game featuring more discussion about date rape and sexting than any other in history.

FATTIES

‘Illegal Buttocks Injections With Bathtub Caulking’

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the local news story of the year: a New Jersey woman has been charged with practicing medicine without a license after she gave several women illegal buttocks injections with bathtub caulk.

CHINA

Should Drug Dealers Get A Bailout?

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And before anyone freaks out, man, the obvious rhetorical answer is… maybe.

AMERICA

Are You Drunk Because You’re Smart Or Smart Because You’re Drunk?

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As a writer and a drinker, I probably don’t go a week without coming up with a drunken idea that I think is great, sharing it with friends, having them tell me it’s great, and then going to bed with this awesome idea and the monumental challenge of remembering it the next day.

FINANCIAL PLANNING

Shouldn't You Be Back At College?

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The other day I stopped by the old local college to pick up some course books because I decided I am going back to school.

EASY TIGER WOODS JOKES

Horse Race Announcer Achieves Glory

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We are all faced with once-in-a-lifetime opportunities and it is how we deal with those shots that defines us as men.

FLORIDA

Pay For The Sex, Stay For The News

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They call it the world’s oldest profession - prostitution.

FLORIDA

Urine For A Shower Of Golden News

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It seems like only yesterday that I was given a student referral in college for public urination, and for all I know it could have been yesterday because I drink a lot.

GI JOE

GUIDO BEACH BECOMES G.I. JOE BEACH

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When you're trying to market a movie as crappy as I was sitting on the beach in Ocean Grove, NJ yesterday when a Black [sic] helicopter stopped to hover just off shore about 35 feet in the air.

classics

THE GUIDO BEACH OF YESTERYEAR

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One of my favorite YouTube videos of all time has to be<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/08/movie-pitches-guido-beach" target="_blank"> Guido Beach</a>, the landmark anthropological study of the douchebag and douchette in their natural habitwat.


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